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to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]

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BettyMoody · 18/10/2014 22:10

PLEASE

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HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/10/2014 21:26

The OP is in Adult Fiction Grin. just clicked on unanswered threads and there she was. But do not badger her! unless you have something constructive to say.

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain · 19/10/2014 21:29

Oh really. Adult Fiction was where I used to hang out in the olden days. I have even dropped off the 50 books thread. Vive la tavern.

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 21:31

I won't lie to you I could do 'em all both.

I AM DIVERGENT.

I can't choose. I honestly can't. And there is a name for my species, I just know there is.

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/10/2014 21:32

Vive le debauchery, meurs l'education!

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 21:33

Can you believe I thought cum gutters were knickers?

Grin

But apparently they're gonads.

Fuck me, my head is about to explode. Two wench threads. It's like the TWATS all over again.

TeamEdward · 19/10/2014 21:33

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HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 21:45

Oh now that may just call for a name adjustment.

HannahHybrid.

I possibly shouldn't, but I like it.

I'm just greedy. Why have one cock chocolate, when you can have the whole cast box eh?

Maybe I'm a Bellend a?

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/10/2014 21:47

Who the hell is TeWi???

EhricLovesTheBhrothers · 19/10/2014 21:49

Omg team and tewi is this our new spiritual home?

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/10/2014 21:51

ah, found her Smile

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QueenTilly · 19/10/2014 21:52

Mitchell? No way. Hal it is. Hal is funnier, cooler and sexier.

Yes, Adult Fiction is a frequent hangout for the OP. But I will not follow her there. [principled]

TeWiSavesTheDay · 19/10/2014 21:52

They have hybrids in vampire diaries - fur and fangs?

EhricLovesTheBhrothers · 19/10/2014 21:55

Ooh vampire perving, yes please. Hal, Mitchell and don't forget mr northman

to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]
to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]
to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]
HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 21:58

Ooh, the first one is a bit Aramisy non?

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 21:59

Ok, at first glance, I'm going to say, from right to left. In that order.

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 22:03

Now that's interesting. I would also have assumed cum gutters were a gusset to drain away the dribbles from a heavy musketeer session.

Never did I think they were balls!

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/10/2014 22:04

they could have tiny inbuilt gutters from the undergarments through their pockets Grin

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EhricLovesTheBhrothers · 19/10/2014 22:04

I don't know which order you're seeing them in! I'd have them all at the same time

MadamedeChevreuse · 19/10/2014 22:06

Awwwww, aidan turner. Ah, the days when I shagged him every night as an aramis substitute, before anne let me on the aramis rota...

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 22:14
  1. guy baring his teeth

  2. guy with lights above his head

  3. other one, with a bit of Aramis about him

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 22:19

Yes! Stick 'em all in the hot tub.

Malcom - great or stupid minds think alike eh? It was only when I saw a few wenches referring to them as balls, that I caught on.

Maybe we should start new teams based on whether our minds read knickers or bollocks?

We need to hold up the words Cum Gutters and demand 'Say what you see'

Then, we split wenches into factions based on the outcome. A bit like Divergent. But not.

RumpledElkSkin · 19/10/2014 22:22

Could this thread get any more surreal?

Such a great meeting of bonkers weirdoes minds

Aiden Turner does make a rather Aramis substitute I agree, I'd prefer him over ole shiny chin in fact

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