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to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]

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BettyMoody · 18/10/2014 22:10

PLEASE

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Flopsy28 · 19/10/2014 19:42
HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 20:01

PREPARE YOUR THE FLAP PROTECTORS Floppers!

We are going in

So TwiSluts......what is one called, when one is equally interested in Wolves and Vampires? Team Edcob? Jacwood?

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/10/2014 20:05

just because Smile

to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]
MadamedeChevreuse · 19/10/2014 20:06

Isnt it ironic.

thisusernameisunavailable · 19/10/2014 20:08

Every time this pops up in active, I end up singing swagger jagger

LaComtessdelafere · 19/10/2014 20:08

oh dear... it appears that the "Fricken swagger inn threads" aren't going away but proliferating rapidly, adding extra depth and complexity and wit and laughter.

Cumberlover76 · 19/10/2014 20:10

It's hilarious Madame and I've found a new place to hang out whe n the BCAS ladies are absent.

LaComtessdelafere · 19/10/2014 20:10

TeamEdward ref cum gutters. Yes. That is all. Yes please.

MadamedeChevreuse · 19/10/2014 20:13

But its ok, cos I have a spare finger for OP. Its right here.

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 20:14

I'd just like ANY KIND OF FUCKING GUTTERS

Cumberlover76 · 19/10/2014 20:17

Op never retuned did they, must be mighty pissed off about the extra prolificness of the Swagger Inn now taking over MN!

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 20:19

Cum gutters is possibly the best thing I have heard. Evah.

Lolz

TeWiSavesTheDay · 19/10/2014 20:20

Grin team - love you!

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 20:24

What...better than Oral loungers?

Flopsy28 · 19/10/2014 20:36

I think I wanna be a twislut too
Nice finger action madame, nice to see it rising above the fuss SmileWink

Flopsy28 · 19/10/2014 20:38

comtess, got your sewing kit handy just incase?

Oh, erm, bit embarrassing that. ..

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 20:40

Different departments Malcolm. Different departments.

Oral lounger, is the best thing I have heard. Evah. Regarding conservatory furniture.

Cum gutter, is the best....blah..blah. Evah..blah. Regarding vadge wear.

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain · 19/10/2014 20:58

Come on Hannah you cannot be part team vampire part wolf. Make a fucking decision - although were you theorising ???

#teamwolf

Flopsy28 · 19/10/2014 21:02

#teamvampire

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 21:04

There are only TWO Vampires who are even worth bothering with.

Mitchell

Hal.

That is all

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain · 19/10/2014 21:04

Type Flops Type. Remember the Capulets.

I don't do pale and sparkly, we're vegetarian shit. It's the aggression, you know how I like a bit of passion violence.

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/10/2014 21:16

so the newbies are in the tavern and the OAP wenches are here? Hmm

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/10/2014 21:17

oh god , Hal was sweet! And I don't even like brown eyes!

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/10/2014 21:19

are you drunk/ blind malc???
You didn't comment on my photo? Don't you love him anymore?

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain · 19/10/2014 21:19

Wtf - I everywhere Drink. Every fucking where. It's exhausting.