to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]

[BettyMoody]

PLEASE

OIT mudderfackers!

Oh ffs! WHY WON'T DINNER COOK ITSELF?? Arrrrrggghhhhh!!!

for OP. Thanks for bringing us all together. It's like MN open day.

Thats a genius idea teamedward. We must make sure we invite OP, after all, this is all thanks to her.

Hahaha open day!!! Let's get Mumsnet to change the thread title...AGAIN!

TeamEdward that sounds like the greatest Quiche ever invented. Even greater than anything Lorraine Pascale could come

I peep inside swagger inns window and think it looks a magnificent place. I'm just not a witty enough wench to grab a seat and join in.

OP ?
Nope. Vamoosh. Quelle Surprise.

mrsminton I'm afraid that position has already been filled.

Argh ffs. That would be the position of dull etc. so, feel free to join in. The more the merrier.

MrsMinton there are all sorts inside in Inn......

Finger diarrhoea again 'inside the Inn'

Oh! MrsMinton! It would be wonderful to have you on board. Don't worry about having to try and be witty.

There is an ancient proverb that goes like this

"wenching becomes wit when wit becomes wenching"

"Mmmm. The hot tub looks to be getting very full now."

"On my mark...take off your leather...and...DIVE!!!!"

Mrsminton...come...join us...dooooo iiiiiittt

I am crying withy he effort of laughing without waking babyElk here

God I love it when Hannah gets her tank out

"Malc! what do you mean there are MORE who want me? KEEP THEM AWAY! I only have time and energy for YOU! "

I have it on excellent authority that Bendydick smells rather wonderful.

I must say there's a lot of love for Capaldi. Malc must be so pleased

mrsminton, teamedward anyone else??

Stick your tongue firmly in your cheek and throw yourselves upon our heaving bosoms. Embrace your inner wench. Come and tell us about your ironing .

BUT

I IS NOT SHARING ATHOS, 'KAY

Oh. My. Goodness. This is amazing. I need some cum gutters in my life. Right. Now.

LetUs Awww it's nice for Malc - while she and Drink are trying to protect the Cardinal I will be in the dungeon getting it on with him

TeamEdward Not bad but not as hot as Capaldi!

Hmmmm, I just know the batch would taste good too.......