To ask subject/s of your weirdest sex dreams?

[sharonthewaspandthewineywall]

My oddest has got to be when the guy I had fancied for ages and was getting it on with in the car turned into Donald Fisher from Home and Away!!

I once dreamed I had sex with Rowan Atkinson on a windowsill.

It was very bizarre.

The car turned into Donald fisher? That is weird!

My weirdest ones will have to be:

Gordon Ramsay - on a windowsill
Perry Cox (scrubs) - up a wall
Holly Willoughby - on my kitchen Worktop

In each dream I was pregnant and DP walked in on me cheating on him.

In my defence I actually was pregnant and had strange sex dreams about DP finding me cheating on him almost every night

Normally when I have sex dreams, I never look at the person's face, so I never know if it's DP or someone else!

Robbie Williams shudder (and not in a good way)

A sweaty Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen on a kitchen table. Argh!

When I was pregnant I had a very raunchy dream about Lembit Opic!??!!?!?

... Although LLB's a bit pedestrian compared to Don Fisher

Last night I dreamt about having sex with someone, not OH but not sure who. When I told OH he had also had a sex dream last night!

Thought that was odd, we were both dreaming abut havng sex with other people at the same time!

Gordon Brown.

Still traumatised years later!

Shagging on window sills? Surely that's a health and safety issue even when Mr Bean isn't involved!

Ronald McDonald. I shit you not.

Ed Milliband - the worst thing was that I dreamt he was a really good shag!! (that's a nausea emoticon!)

At Ronald McDonald!!

Ed Milliband would be classed as a good sex dream for me!!!

Ant and Dec, at the same time

Sheldon Cooper.

You know you've Arrived as a geek girl when you've had your first Sheldon Cooper sex dream...

Sandi Toksvig. She was amazing.

I had one last night about Dan Aykroyd circa Ghostbusters. Dan fucking Aykroyd!

I have actually never had a sexy dream about someone I actually fancy, only ever random people I have no attraction to whatsoever

Am also severely traumatised by a dream where I was 'intimate' with MICHAEL BLOODY GOVE!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaargh - it was weeks ago and I still shudder!!!!

Pregnancy is doing horrible things to me.

Tom Hanks - not young, vaguely attractive Tom Hanks, but old, scary-wig-from-DaVinci-code Tom Hanks.

Erotic physiotherapy with Gary Lineker boak

Oh, and a steamy shower with Willem Dafoe. Weirdly/horrifyingly, that one's stuck and I simultaneously fancy him/am disgusted with myself. Hoping it wears off soon!

I've never had a particularly fun dream like that but I did once had a dream about an acquaintance. We were working together on a project we were both volunteers for & decided that my gran's house was the most suitable place to plan it. My mother happened to be around & decided she didn't approve of us spending the night alone in my gran's house but it was an hour's drive home. Somehow the sleeping arrangements ended up being him & me in the double bed & my mum on the single in the corner. He started cuddling up to me as soon at the lights were out & tried to kiss me. I leapt out of bed & my mum chased him out of the house with a broom.

The weirdest thing was, I agreed to sleep in the double bed with him because I thought he was gay. IRL I don't know either way & it had never occurred to me to wonder before that dream! I felt really uncomfortable around him for a little while after that, not least when someone in charge of our volunteering tried to pair us up! I managed to convince her we wouldn't make a good team on the basis that neither of us had the personality required to lead the team. Truth was, I just didn't feel comfortable around him because it was such a vivid dream. Poor guy's never been anything but perfectly friendly to me & I was avoiding him like the plague! It's been about 18 months since the dream & I can talk to him now but I always think of the dream. I blame it on pregnancy hormones.

I can't believe I have the chance to post this again, well actually I can I suppose it's like buses, nothing for years then three appropriate threads at once.

I shagged the devil and he had two cocks. He was red and all.

Singaporefling Gove?? That's so horrific I kind of want details

I've never had a sex dream featuring a celebrity! I'm quite jealous.

I did have a very disturbing dream once where I was shagging my DP of the time, all normal until the perspective switched and I realised I WAS MY SISTER. Made my skin crawl that one.

Some bloke at a previous job. It was in the canteen, in full view of staff and paying customers.

Couldn't look him in the eye after that!