To ask subject/s of your weirdest sex dreams?

[sharonthewaspandthewineywall]

My oddest has got to be when the guy I had fancied for ages and was getting it on with in the car turned into Donald Fisher from Home and Away!!

Jeremy Clarkson, not just once! Its a recurrent dream.

The subject of my dream wasn't particularly weird, but the whole thing put together was.

I was running late for my guitar lesson (don't and have never played guitar), when gordon Ramsay turned up and offered me a lift in his under water car, which I accepted. We then drove through some sort of lake (which was clear blue with brightly coloured fish), parked up and dtd, all in time for my guitar lesson

I had the most intense dream about a former prof. I woke, absolutely quaking.
IRL, they were the most mundane, off-my-radar type of person
I blame the drugs.

Jerry Orbach. It's a recurring dream.

Oh, Oh, I've been perturbed by this one all day! Thank goodness for this thread (who else could I possibly share this one with?).

So, last night, I had the most bizarre dream based upon a somewhat dystopian society. It involved many attempts to get into this society to be 'accepted' and ended with teaching a children's class. Meanwhile the well known folk had free passage.

So, Amal Alamuddin decided she wanted a threesome with me and her husband (George Clooney) but she wanted time with me to make sure it was all cool first. She bought me some amazing shoes on his birthday and I joked with George that she was way more into me than him (with a friendly fist bump). He smirked but he knew...

I read way too much news every day; seriously cool dream though.

TerribleMother and frankie001, I was worried about my dream but I am far more worried about Jeremy Clarkson and Gordon Ramsay...at least it wasn't a close colleague and we weren't mortified the following day, as some have been.

Oh, Richard Ayoade just last week. It wasn't just sex, though, we were married. He was a good husband.

I had one about Adam hills, the one legged comedian who I don't find remotely attractive or funny in fact, but in my dream he was a demon in bed and had a massive cock!

I think it has something to do with the fact he vaguely reminds me of a (non-famous) stand up comedian I had a bit if a "thing" with in my misspent youth who I never quite got to shag - the sexual tension between us felt just the same.

I shagged bil last night

Best celeb shag was Shane from west life, my toes were aching from curling them.

Robin Cook.

Yeah.

My boss from previous work. And woke up very tired.

Kleptronic , I gotsta ask: in which configuration were these two - ahem - appendages?

Wolf from Gladiators. He was very veiny if you see what I mean. I remember waking up all of a dither.

One in the usual place, the other above it on the crown of the mons.

Not being fond of double entry personally, I didn't use it how you'd think. Put it this way; it was very useful for achieving orgasm via clitoral stimulation during penetration

I'm
Fucking crying at some of these! Michael Gove!!!

The 60 something bespectacled paunchy fella who runs the Post Office.

GOD. KNOWS. WHY.

Wolf from Gladiator made me snort with laughter! He's so intense and unblinking!

These are great. I can't remember any of mine

Great. Another opportunity to unburden myself of my Noel Edmonds bumsex dream.
He was wearing one of his hideous flowery blouses, a pair of cowboy boots and sort of shrieking as he did me up the wrong 'un over the Deal or No Deal desk.
Utterly chilling.

DS's PE teacher! How am I going to get through parents evening without blushing

I had a dream the other night that I was Daniel Craig and I was snogging Kiera Knightly. In the middle of a roundabout.

*Disclaimer: I am not Daniel Craig, nor even a man.

Terry.
Wogan.

A robot, very similar to Judge Dredd (the Sylvester Stallone version)

Dr Bailey from Grey's Anatomy. I consider myself straight but even if I was looking to try out for the other team, she certainly would not be on my list. I woke up very embarrassed and confused.

Ah squoosh I wondered when your Terry Wogan camera bj horror was going to make it onto this thread.

I know, it's like a klaxon goes off every time a celeb sex dream thread appears!

...Oh Jesus...... Noel .....E ...edmunds ????????
I can't stop laughing !!!!!