To ask subject/s of your weirdest sex dreams?

[sharonthewaspandthewineywall]

My oddest has got to be when the guy I had fancied for ages and was getting it on with in the car turned into Donald Fisher from Home and Away!!

Russell Brand behind a burger van at a fairground. Wrong on all levels.

Jonathan Ross. He was horrible to me!

Noel Edmonds bumsex

Mine is Frank Butcher. Remember when he showed up at Pat's door, naked but for a revolving bow tie? Yes.

2Retts I know, I cringe when ever I wake up afterwards!

www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/9926420/Erotic-Pompeii-goat-statue-arrives-in-the-British-Museum.html

I once dreamed that I was Anthea Turner and I was having a secret affair with Jeremy Hardy. We kept trying to shag in various places but we never got to finish as somebody would come along and we'd have to scarper.

I don't fancy Jeremy Hardy but I do like him a lot and think he's very funny so that aspect of the dream wasn't too bad. Dreaming that I was Anthea Turner was horrific though, I kept primping my hair and fretting about my make-up.

Wasn't going to post as felt too embarrassed - even in anonymity - but Frankie001 has given me the courage. Yes I too have dreamt about Jeremy Clarkson ! Twice !!

Nothing sexual, the first time he was driving me to meet his parents, he had a leather jacket that smelt really nice and was charming.

The second time we were walking down a gravel drive to meet my parents (emerging theme!) with his cocker spaniel dog, and he was so lovely I was sad everybody thought he was such a wanker.

Glad he didn't take advantage of me in his leather jacket, or else I'd have to have counselling for the thoughts in my head ever after !!

Within the same week: Justin beiber and Julian assange. I felt dirty for weeks. I find both of them repulsive.
I told a colleague who found it hilarious and then came in the next week to say she had had a sex dream about her DOG

Oh this is great! Whoever she was, she turned into a puma! It was bloody fantastic too

Ken Stott and Matt Baker - not in the same dream!

Yes Michael Bloody Gove!!!! All I can remember and am trying to forget is that there was a LOT of snogging aaaaaargh and you know how in real-life he actually looks like a ready-made spitting-image puppet (I mean not being unkind, but they wouldn't have to change much), well his bottom lip stuck out in an 'exaggerated manner' was very dark red and dripping with saliva - oh my gaaawd am reliving the horror!! Thanks!! Let's just hope this was cathartic and I've exorcised the whole experience from my psyche

Robbie Coltrane in his Cracker days. He was a good shag. In my dream.

Oooh yes and a few ahem 'doggy-related' dreams... Probably from something 'naughty' I may have chanced upon at some time - no doubt will dream of a dog with Michael Bloody Gove's face next - just to compound the horror

Squoosh, your Terry Wigan dream made me cry with laughter and wasn't there another poster on that same thread that had had a really filthy dream about Justin Fletcher in full Mr Tumble mode???!! Ha ha ha ha......
I have had recurring sex with every single boss I've ever had - in my dreams, obviously! - and they've been so lifelike, I've wondered for a split second when I've first woken if they've actually really happened....I wonder what that means?!

Ha ha ha.....Terry WOGAN, obviously.....Terry Wigan is someone else altogether

Noel Edmonds flowery bumsex - it's a while since I've burst out laughing, thank you

Ummm, probably Keith Richards. He was surprisingly tender.

God... thought I would win the thread with Noel Edmonds.

Ewww, a drooling saliva-ery Michael Gove.

You just know he would give wet snogs as well.

I mostly have sex dreams about ex-boyfriends & occasionally friends' husbands

in a hospital bed with mel c.

i;ve never admitted that out loud. but on the wwww it's fine to?!?!

and eric idle. in a sports car, old one, top down, convertible thingy. he touched my knee and i nearly exploded.

Singaporesling - your Michael Gove snog fest makes my Jeremy Clarkson dream sound like a double date with George Clooney and Brad Pitt by comparison ! Thank god he was demoted in the reshuffle or else you'd have his rubber lips drooling at you from the news almost every night !

Pucker up !!!

From the title I thought it was some weirdo trawling for wank fodder (I opened it to hide it!)

But now I've accidentally read it I've remembered that I had a dream about getting it on with Data from The Next Generation!

I couldn't help but wonder afterwards what kind of nob attachments he must have had

In the back of a limo with Phil Collins!!!