To think that everyone is so bloody miserable on here?

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It's all whinging and moaning.

is a hairy man agent a hairy 007 or an agent who hunts hairy men?

Defo hunts hairy men.

Then forces them into a hot wax situation.

Oh I'm liking an agent who hunts hairy men. There's a tv programme in that.

The programme is taking shape. I'm wondering if I could be the agent.

There's a programme coming on to channel 4 called 'Scrotal Recall' - I kid you not.

Ms Bungle wax agent extraordinaire

that can't be true! I'm definitely going to watch it

mind you it would take a special kind of agent to head up the sack, crack and balls unit

It was advertised before Chatty Man.

hhahahaha Youthecat have you been at my stash

I'm wondering if I might like to star in "scrotal recall" instead! Sounds more interesting, if a tad vile.

I'm feeling a bit traumatised imagining Bungle devoid of hair.

That would be wrong.

WTF? Scrotal Recall?? I'm going to have to look that one up, surely it's not about the obvious meaning in the name?

I tried to get to your stash but was set upon by 5 angry cats for some reason.

2 of those where imaginary as well

Is the programme about recalling scrotums? As in recalling scrotums one has seen or recalling scrotums as in training them to come back to you?

It's 'A sitcom following the disastrous exploits of twenty-something Dylan Witter, who must contact everyone he's ever slept with to tell them he has Chlamydia.'

'Love hurts, especially when you urinate.'

It's this

Sounds wonderful.

Waxed bungle god, that's an image I didn't want to imagine.

I thought it was going to be a documentary or a reality show.

Mr D Witter? Really?

Knowing him as I do he'd pass out MrsB!

Although if they made the face a bit more smiley, this'd look quite cool on him knowing him intimately as I do

I don't know what you are on about.

I'm going to sprinkle glitter all over AIBU.

ohhhh baby

Maybe you could flounce for the ninth time Usual and then return weeks later and act like nothing ever happened?

Perhaps it might be more to your liking when you come back next time.

I actually laughed out loud when i saw who the OP of this thread was!