to fucking HATE words like

[JustDontWantToSay]

"totes"
"emosh"
"amazeballs"

and the horror I've just seen on fb....

"appaz" (apparently).

FFS. WHY?????

sposies for disposable nappies makes me furious, but I probably shouldn't say that on mumsnet

YOLO is baffling, as it seems to be mentioned when the individual is doing something utterly stupid - e.g. 'tomb stoning off the cliffs #YOLO!'. When surely as they acknowledge they only live once, they should be sensible? 'Having a smear test because health is important #YOLO' or 'Studying hard and passing my exams #YOLO' would make much more sense.

I swear far too much. And I say Oh. my. god.

But I work with a group of people who use totes, emosh, amaze etc - because it is ironic and they are sooooo cooool...... They are teachers, for fuck's sake. Annoys the tits off me, but I suspect that is why they do it.

The one that boils my piss is biatch. Just fuck off.

My bad is unbearable.

Make my teeth itch is pretty bloody dreadful too though.

'Cheeky' wine/cocktail/drink is beyond grim.

"Picky bits"???

Wouldn't that be scabs?

Virtually all the above make me cross, I refuse to use them, and ostentatiously ignore my teenagers when they use them.

I also hate the tendency of teenagers to shorten their friends' names to end with a z. So Emma becomes Emz, Hatty is Hatz, Catharine is Catz, James is Jiz, etc.

They wouldn't really call a James "Jiz" surely MiddleAge?

Jazza would be the Glaswegian Scottish version of that..

Gawjus.
Please learn to spell.

Fashion type ones are terrible

'on trend'
'bikini ready'
'colour pop'

Makes me want to punch something.

I actually have a real aversion to the use of 'surely' at the start of a statement. It just makes me think of pompous twats in Barbour jackets. I don't know why!

We used to do that in the 60s middleaged! I had friends called Baz, Laz, Gaz, Kaz, Shaz, and Maz, (Barry, Larry, Gary, Karen, Sharon and Marion). That brings back memories!

I'm adding 'holibobs' - wtf?!

Can everyone stop saying MAHOOSIVE please? It's really annoying, just say massive.

'nom nom'
puke puke.

I was with someone at work today who used 'Lols' to describe something they found funny. It was then I realised I was in my 30s.

gilbert, yes, it's not innovative or amusing any more, same with cheeky shit and nom noms.

I forgot one. Two, actually. "Comfy" and "uncomfy." Comfy bothers me slightly less than uncomfy, but they are both dire. It's not that difficult to say comfortable and uncomfortable.

Genners
Like genuinely. Totes.

Salmotrutta I think Jiz is short for Jim, or rather short for Jimz.

Emotional roller coaster , journey (as in experience) arghhhhhh!!!

"Role" instead of just job!

Blueshoes what's wrong with 'best wishes' ??

I totally "heart" my amazing boyf (heard on a college campus)...SHUT...UP!!!

Has anybody mentioned 'trouser' yet? Singular?
Agree with most of the other although am guilty of using 'natch' in a v cool, post-modern ironic way from time to time

Comfy is a word.

Trouser.

Makes me laugh.