To want to start a massive game of independence referendum bingo?

[JennyPiccolo]

-plan b

• best of both worlds
• braveheart nationalism
• calling alex salmond 'Eck' even though nobody has in real life, ever
• nippy sweetie
• stupidity on stilts
• subsidy junkies
• elusive positive case for the union
• anecdote about English/scottish based xenophobia
• random punters acting like they personally own the pound
• joke about deep friend confectionary
• Scotland won't really be independent anyway, not properly
• oil running out and frightful burden
• people saying that they hate nationalism but are proud to be british
• there's just not enough information

Shout BEDROOM TAX if you see all of them in the next four weeks and you win the chance to vote. Or not, sorry rUK.

Any more?

Yes voter then, Jenny. Getting desperate are you? Polls not going your way?

Braveheart

Don't do it - I started a New Year's bingo last year and it all ended in tears

Just bored of hearing the same stuff all the time and thought I'd make some light of it. Sorry if it offends.

Sorry I see you had brave heart in there!

Wee dug! I meant to put that one in.

Be worse this time, Pacific. At least we had a useable mobile site to post from at New Years.

As an American, I'm hoping if they do become independent they all make youtube videos screaming "FREEEEDOM!!".

That said, I understand nothing on that list.

Best to make political bingo a drinking game. It washes it down better.

No currency union

I will do it just for you tikimon. In my new role as ambassador for international affairs in the peoples republic of Scotland.

Calling Anas Sarwar 'Anus'. Actual worst joke ever.

Oh, drinking bingo - that's more like it.
As all Scots are drunkards anyway.

My New Year's thread started lighthearted to….

Can I throw in "powerhouse of Europe".

Heard this a lot when I was in Scotland.

Looking round the estate agents rammed with property no one wants to buy and villages where shops and pubs open on alternate days I was frankly baffled.

Oh hang on, there's a debate on Monday on the telly, we should do a real drinking bingo for that one.

I'm in

Scotland invented the modern world

Oil capital of Europe

Dont forget someone will recall an incident/affray/rammy and that'll typify whole scotland

I will see you here Pacific

I did forget CAUSE FUCK THE TORIES though, which is a classic.

"they'll come crawling back when..." from English folk. Some of them I grew up with
It's awful to think that people I know and who know me, are actually hoping the place that I live is going to go tits up. Horrid attitude.

Oh aye, 'cap in hand' is a classic mumsnet one.

'Financial Services all leaving Scotland'

Whose pound is it?