To want to start a massive game of independence referendum bingo?

[JennyPiccolo]

-plan b

• best of both worlds
• braveheart nationalism
• calling alex salmond 'Eck' even though nobody has in real life, ever
• nippy sweetie
• stupidity on stilts
• subsidy junkies
• elusive positive case for the union
• anecdote about English/scottish based xenophobia
• random punters acting like they personally own the pound
• joke about deep friend confectionary
• Scotland won't really be independent anyway, not properly
• oil running out and frightful burden
• people saying that they hate nationalism but are proud to be british
• there's just not enough information

Shout BEDROOM TAX if you see all of them in the next four weeks and you win the chance to vote. Or not, sorry rUK.

Any more?

Scotland and England fighting about whose pound it is.Jersey and Guernsey walk past, whistling

Can somebody explain this please? :) #inthedark

Me turning up like a bad penny?

'It's our pound too'
'No it isn't'

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the White Paper

WingsoverScotland/Bella Caledonia

fecking Trident

Foodbanks

Poverty

Glace- there's been millions of MN threads about the Scottish referendum, they've all gone the same way and no-one has changed their minds!

Ah but hang on the no voters are apparently too fearit to speak up.they dont crack a light
Apparently

Hardly millions, Santana, so typical of No voters to exaggerate lie through their teeth about difficult stuff.

Project Fear

Bluff, bluster and bullying

Aliens

Just to balance things up a bit Jenny....

How patronising can you get, OldLady, so typical of the Yes campaign...

Oooh and propaganda!

Can someone make this into a drinking game and then get blitzed for me? Ta much

That's it, Santana, you've done it now!

I finally see the error of my ways, and can only humbly apologise.

You've converted me!

Nah, not really, but we could all do with a bit of light relief. :)

I know. Really wish it was over (there's one right there for the bingo as we get into the final months)

www.thefuckingreferendum.com

Anyway, that site. My favourite quote is 'We'll not be cutting about like the Saudis, we'll still be fucking skint', closely followed by 'We'll get our own fucking Eurovision team'

Lost part of my message, and wrongly pluralised months Deep apologies.

That site is hilarious, it should say!

I like that one. Have you been keeping up with datelinescotland? I think we're up to episode 4 now, with Anas kidnapped and bundled into the luggage compartment of the No bus...

You forgot

• more pandas in the zoo
• NHS privatisation
• 7896 hours free childcare per week
• arc of prosperity.

Oh and 'everything Scandi is brrrrrrrrrillllllliant'

Fucking pandas! I am a dolt

Oh that looks hilarious, cheers

Ds9 is a bit mixed up and thinks independence will mean more pandas. #thatswhyweansdontvote

To be fair, everything Scandi is more or less brilliant. Except death metal and white supremacy.

And those green cakes in ikea. Worst cakes ever.

That site has just made my night

Who set it up?

And the price of booze.

The price of booze is okay if you live there as wages are so high. And fuel is cheaper. Fecking nightmare for scottish tourists though.

#thatswhyweansdontvote

"If it had been a good idea, it've been called the ReferenSMART"

Yes, I am far too much of a ladee to fucking swear.