To want to start a massive game of independence referendum bingo?

[JennyPiccolo]

-plan b

• best of both worlds
• braveheart nationalism
• calling alex salmond 'Eck' even though nobody has in real life, ever
• nippy sweetie
• stupidity on stilts
• subsidy junkies
• elusive positive case for the union
• anecdote about English/scottish based xenophobia
• random punters acting like they personally own the pound
• joke about deep friend confectionary
• Scotland won't really be independent anyway, not properly
• oil running out and frightful burden
• people saying that they hate nationalism but are proud to be british
• there's just not enough information

Shout BEDROOM TAX if you see all of them in the next four weeks and you win the chance to vote. Or not, sorry rUK.

Any more?

We won't need fuel in an independent Scotland though, because we are going to both extract a bazillion barrels of oil from the North Sea and develop more renewable energy forms than there are penguins in the zoo.

www.indiegogo.com/projects/dateline-scotland if you meant that one, Pacific.