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to just remove the bloody bolt?

299 replies

Stinkle · 25/06/2014 11:23

Sorry, this is petty and quite long, but the situation has descended into war over a bloody gate and I'm bloody fed up with it

I live in a little housing estate which is situated on the edge of a village, to one side of us is another housing estate, the other open fields. All bar 2 houses are owned by our landlord, he also owns the road, our access track, etc, etc.

In the corner of our house is a gate which leads into the housing estate behind us along a footpath. It's got one of those Chubb locks on it but we are all allowed to use it and have all been given keys

This gate is the only access we have by foot into the village. The track out of our estate when you're driving is about 4 miles round along narrow, windy, country lanes to the village, school, shop, etc. all has been fine and we've all been living here, sharing the gate and going about our business happily for years

About 2 months ago a new neighbour moved in and has complained endlessly about the gate and there have been a few disputes about it.

About a month ago the new neighbour added a slidey bolt to the gate and every time someone went out through the gate, he'd slide across the bolt, meaning you couldn't get back in. This wasn't terrible if someone was around to come and open the bolt, but several times we've all been stuck the other side of the gate.

More disputes about this bloody gate ensued and the Landlord got involved. Landlord removed the bolt and warned the neighbour.

So, this morning I go to use the gate to take DD to school, to find the bloody bolt is back and neighbour has now added a padlock

WIBU/illegal to remove the bolt and shove it up the neighbour's arse ?

OP posts:
OooOooTheMonkey · 25/06/2014 22:35

Marking place. I HAVE to know if there is a new bolt tomorrow!

Stinkle · 25/06/2014 22:36

Midsummer murders.....countryside....is your nn going to need another bolt (concerned)

Grin no, he's perfectly safe.

I love Midsomer Murders but DH makes silly comments the whole way through and guesses the murderer within the first 10 minutes so I have to record it and watch it when he's out.

Wednesday night is Midsummer Murder night, I've got a bit of a backlog to catch up with so I'm hoping he'll go out again tomorrow

I'll look on Google Earth, I tried to have a mooch on foot last time I got locked out but didn't get very far. There's got to be a way, avoiding cows hopefully

Going to bed now, no more updates tonight

Night all!

OP posts:
PowderMum · 25/06/2014 22:37

Maybe your neighbour is unhinged.

TheHouseatWhoCorner · 25/06/2014 23:03

Hang on. What's a penguin bollard?

Stratter5 · 25/06/2014 23:21

Oh good, I have no idea what a penguin bollard is either.

Think the children need to play lots of games out on the green this summer. Rounders, cricket, maybe you could all chip in a d get a big paddling pool? You could almost have your own, communal beach out there. Bliss.

Pipbin · 25/06/2014 23:21

Who mentioned penguin bollards? I'm still getting followed round the web by them.

scarletoconnor · 26/06/2014 00:44

where you live sounds lovely op force the miserable git out and I'll have his house Grin

Stratter5 · 26/06/2014 01:38

Wow, penguin bollards are a real thing Shock

Just read ALL of the bollard threads, and now have another to read, about some mad bint and an entryway. I'd forgotten just how entertaining a good MN thread can be.

Fideliney · 26/06/2014 01:47

Who mentioned penguin bollards? I'm still getting followed round the web by them.

Me too! Every now and then they pop back up with their cold dead eyes and their ludicrous price tags

WhereTheWildlingsAre · 26/06/2014 06:44

Me too! I have found it both creepy and also lovely to see the things popping up on web pages. Like I am being stalked by a found memory!!

Voodoobooboo · 26/06/2014 07:40

Shameless placemarking. I love a good nutter neighbour thread, always makes me feel much more able to deal with mine!

londonrach · 26/06/2014 07:42

How the gate this morning. Was there any murders as that night was Wednesday....

londonrach · 26/06/2014 07:42

Wish someone show me a penguin bollard...

Fideliney · 26/06/2014 08:06

Penguin Bollards for londonrach

WandaDoff · 26/06/2014 08:21
Patrickstarisabadbellend · 26/06/2014 08:24

I think you should put your own lock on the gate and give all the neighbours a key except that twat.

londonrach · 26/06/2014 08:25

I love them. They so cute. I think the council around here should get them instead if the boring gray bits of metal. Now back to gate gate. (Hands wanda some water and a penguin biscuit and sets up own chair and asks wanda what time does op normally do the school run, was there any developments over night)

PigletJohn · 26/06/2014 08:29

Now

PigletJohn · 26/06/2014 08:29

Now

PigletJohn · 26/06/2014 08:30

Now we all have to clean our cookies out or we will be plagued by Penguin ads.

londonrach · 26/06/2014 08:32

Already started piglet they on mums net at the top as I write.....should I be scared.

Fideliney · 26/06/2014 08:36

I can't believe I just deliberately reinfested myself.

I feel a bit sorry for the bollard firm really. They must periodically get really hopeful of a sales surge Grin

PigletJohn · 26/06/2014 08:40

It's doubleclick.net

Delete it, and set your pc to never allow cookies from doubleclick.

It's a pernicious ad company.

Indith · 26/06/2014 08:55
Grin

Glad to have reminded you all of the penguins.

Now, I have an essay to write so clearly I will be spending plenty of time on here eagerly awaiting the next installment of Gate-gate.

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