aibu to think this is the end of the world

[OhShitIDontBelieveItImSoUpset]

I've just given birth. And it's quadruplets. I don't know what to do, please help.

I don't believe the OP is genuine

This troll kitty has tried this scam before...

I believe all of you, and I have been here YONKS - rivers of Hull, pirate beakers, cubes of penis, etc.

Far too many troll hunters on this thread. Leave Maryz alone, its not her fault she cant do maths, maybe someone should call ss, she may have mislaid one.

Reporting this for troll hunting.

(polishes self importance medal)

Maryz I think you should report yourself and get this thread moved somewhere you'll actually get a sympathetic response. Maybe the litter tray or multiples?

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You so don't you big fat liar liar pants on fire

I made Pinot a kitten out f tweed fabric

My kitten has changed sex this evening after I googled kitten genitals

I still have that damned bear!

Well if I lived near there I would be around immediately to support you and could also give you a quick tutorial on fractions.

I'm on my way.
Wraps chesticles.

Wotcher saggy.
I think we agrees that Pomtoo was yours to keep forever and ever and ever and ever and you don't need to worry about her any more :)

Well!

I'll take my chesticles home missy.

The sock puppeting on this thread maryz

Is the sea calm?

I think the breeding pair of budgies we bought were probably both male.
Although only one is left, and he is not talking

Male adult budgies have blue noses, females have brownish/pinkish ones, Norks. Does that help?

not especially! my adult blue beaked budgie laid an egg!

98% of threads are by trolls.

Trufact.

But this one definitely isn't.

Congrats OP from me and mine.

Surely it's about time you reported an emergency illness/dash to/A&E/diagnosis of terminal illness/death, OP?

Op seems to have disappeared I knew it was all made up!!

so let me get this right...
This is not a thread about a thread...
and this is definitely not a thread about a thread about a shit?...

I'm sorry, the recursion has made my head cave in.