aibu to think this is the end of the world

[OhShitIDontBelieveItImSoUpset]

I've just given birth. And it's quadruplets. I don't know what to do, please help.

Isn't Bernard in honour of Patsy Byrne who has died today?

I have just got the Byrne/Bernard pun.

Thing1
Thing2
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no way do I have t-shirts for my DSs sporting the above

I can't believe how entitled and grabby you are ohshit.

I had 6 kittens and puppy triplets. I worked 3 jobs full time and ran my own successful business in my sleep. I didn't post on some forum expecting help and handouts and kitty litter/nappies.

her DS could

Well, technically MaryZ was trolling with this thread - good point, well made IMO.
And we used to have lots of very funny trolls who were not going out of their way to deceive or con people.

It's more the intent than the actual 'trolling' IMO, but how on earth would MNHQ get that right every time?!

Plus, be careful everyone, offering ohshit money and cat litter and whiskas...she might not be everything she seems! :)

I think I know the father! is his name Tom? I think he got my best friend 's cat up the duff too!

Hey they could be called Pugh Pugh Pugh Pugh and used as ammo in the new Star Wars film

Who remembers the 'imperfect cake in the bin' non-troll-troll.

That was finny

As long as it's not fecking TalkingTom…

@ Deep!

Yeah, I see the problem re: determining intent ...

Oh, me, the cake thread war v funny

And what was the one about the DH getting frisky with the garden tools in the shed? Or summat

Omg I missed the garden tools one.

I do remember that troll thread about where the children were allowed to sit, it didn't seem anywhere near interesting enough to be worth making up!

Saucepans.

That's in classics. :)

I loved Hully's spoons.

[Grin] DeepThought, those are genius names!!

Some of the Zombie Apocalypse/OFRS threads are hilarious too - it worries me that many posters on those are deadly serious though

But Maryz why is it on all your other threads, you refer to your children as puppies???

Methinks there might be a hairy furry hand here...