aibu to think this is the end of the world

[OhShitIDontBelieveItImSoUpset]

I've just given birth. And it's quadruplets. I don't know what to do, please help.

Kaiden Bernard
Jaidon Bernardo
Diana Bernarda
Camille Bernarde

Bernard, Dave, Janet and Fiona!

Snurk at you lot

Of course you're right

However. I've namechanged a couple of times to post seriously unbelievable stuff - and because it was so identifiable I had to change loads of the details meaning that it looked even more like a big steaming pile of arse bollovks.

But the central issue, the actual problem was totally true .

So I do have sympathy with mnhq - even with my totally unbelievable thread they very nicely sent me an email saying it sounded dreadful and wishing me luck with it.

You have to say j Kai Elle and Emma out loud...

Don't you already have a three year old kangaroo son called Bernard? Or was that another poster?

I sincerely hope that you are not going to let them roam the neighbourhood shirting in other people's gardens!

Dave-dee
Dowzie
Bea-quie
MickAnn-Titch

I am weeping uncontrollably that you bullies are picking apart my obviously truthful thread.

There there Maryz

Darling Maryz OhShitIDontBelieveItImSoUpset, this must be very confusing for you. I'm so pleased your gorgeous kitbabies are doing well, and very sorry you've been disbelieved on your thread :( While I applaud your choice of our only genuinely independent newspaper for the bittens' modelling debut, it's a worry that you're so pushed for resources. Did you know you'll get a benefits goat, a Mercedes and an eleventy-million pound house if you LTB and SAHM? In the meantime, please accept a small donation of £1,000,000,000,000 which I can easily spare out of my ESA payments

Lucy I said I would send kitty litter so I'm sure that won't happen. Maybe you should try offering to help a little too instead of standing back judging and trying to name everyone Bernard

How about
Pugh
Pugh (might get confusing but go with me here)
Barney MCGrew
Cuthbert
Dibble
Grubb

As I can barely remember anybody on this site from day today (Mary - who?) I take each thread as I see it and I engage as and when I can be bothered contribute something.

I hope you are going to have those babies vaccinated?

Whose the dad? I hope he bloody steps up.

Never mind the benefits goat - imagine the flatscreen TV you'll get for 4 fatherless kittens babies

I would advise against calling them all Bernard tbh. I did that with my 4 DC and while it does save time with labelling clothes/calling them in for dinner, it's quite confusing.

Good point, Pacific! Maryz will be able to set up an arthouse cinema in her mansion.

They should be called
Oops
Up
Bumpsa
Daisy

or am I too late again?

Does anyone else remember the classic thread just recently where the op did a bit of sock puppetry and then forgot to revert to the op posting name? It was very exciting and all about where her could sat at a BBQ and being told to move by the host. Genius sock fail

Laurie I see what you mean and I can imagine how it must have been a mess to try to explain the problem coherently while changing all the details. I think Mary's right that it would help if MNHQ would look at the specifics of each thread, not just who it came from. Or maybe they do and it just takes a while? I never know what's a troll thread and what's not on here anymore, not if it's about a serious problem or an emotive topic.