aibu to think this is the end of the world

[OhShitIDontBelieveItImSoUpset]

I've just given birth. And it's quadruplets. I don't know what to do, please help.

I suspect she's on the fiddle, where. Everyone knows you get more money for kitties.

But my spreadsheet says puppies!!!

The big kids seating at BBQ was a troll? . There were too many details though!

Wasn't that what Friday night bingo was? (Joke troll threads.) Did MNHQ ask everyone to stop doing it after New Year's thing?

Not sure it was a troll as such but someone who found that everyone said YABU so invented another poster to agree with herself!

the New Year's thing.

The obese friend was a troll? bugger me!!

Maryz shit! That was a troll thread??

Who takes photos of their younglings artistically arranged on a log? I call troll. I am a real kitty momma! See my authentic picture, just a casual morning chez Alex.

You want Pinot as a nanny.

Have you grown any extra nipples yet?

I believe everyone.

gullible

Well, yeah, I did just type "The one where the cousin's new secret lesbian partner had some kind of eating disorder and that meant that the OP couldn't go to her grandparents' anniversary?" and then looked at it and thought, yeah, how could that possibly have been a troll.

These people should be writing for television, we would get much better plots.

I miss Pinot.

Ugh. No. I'm terribly gullible .

AND I thought you had REALLY given birth to kitten-quads. I was going to send you an Alpine Scratcher and a case of POUNCE treats.

Can they read yet though? Aren't you worried about them falling behind?? My canaries could read Faust by preschool and do long division.

We're hoping for Oxbridge next year.

Wow, this is Mumsnet at its worst/best depending on what side you are on. ::delete as appropriate::

Alex, that wasn't very sensitive....be still my ovaries. DH says no kittens . He had a kitsectomy without telling me .

OP that was four halves, I hope you aren't planning to homeschool.

Oscar LTB.