The cat is a bastard. There is no cure. He just is.
He sleeps all day (when not demanding good - usually hourly). Then at night he likes to go out.
And in.
And out.
And in.
And out.
And in.
And out.
'Oh get a cat flap' I hear you cry, but the door is unsuitable and even if there was one the kitchen door is closed at night and Bastard Cat has an irrational hatred of closed doors.
So...
He's out and decides he needs to come in. So he shouts and wails loudly until someone gets up and opens a door or window.
Repeat every 2 hours.
And reverse.
I think that if the bathroom window is left open he can come and go and all I need to do is wake up enough to open the bedroom door. Then Bastard Cat can come in and snuggle my head.
H thinks that is just inviting him to shout at the bedroom door. And it should be closed.
But then I have to wake up enough to trek downstairs to let him in.
Please decide who is right.