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to ask what is the most trivial reason you have ended a relationship

672 replies

BauerTime · 28/05/2014 17:05

Mine is for referring to the 69 position as 'summer of 69ing' and condoms ss 'rubber johnnies'.

It just made my skin crawl and there was no coming back from that!

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Badvoc123 · 01/09/2014 13:04

He decided a good way to Impress me was to perform his party trick of putting a cadburys wispa in his mouth width ways.
It got stuck.
Laughed til I nearly passed out.
No second date.

ilovevino · 01/09/2014 13:12

He had a long body..........he recons he was born with four kidneys hence the strange shape, looked weird with his top off and i couldn't handle it!

Vickisuli · 14/10/2014 10:52

To the person who said his name rhymed with hers... my friend Karen married someone called Darren (to many discrete sniggers), when they had a baby they got lots of suggestions they should call it Sharon :-)

Stupidhead · 14/10/2014 11:03

He was a dry kisser and I realised he was the double of Kevin Bacon in Footloose, I got drunk on Ouzo to pluck up the courage to dump him. 30 years on and I still can't stomach liquoricey drinks.

BigBoobiedBertha · 14/10/2014 11:19

He used to cut his own hair with nail scissors because he was too tight to go to the barbers. OK when you are penniless student. Not OK when you are working and earning a decent amount.

nicenewdusters · 14/10/2014 13:23

Bloke I met in first few weeks at Uni asked in really serious but strangely creepy way "Would you trust a condom?" To do what - drive my car, look at my bank statements ? Said no and made my excuses.

Next day he came over to my rooms, I happened to be looking out as he approached. He was wearing a cream full length mac, buttoned right up and brown brogues. My heart sank, god knows what my face did because after I opened the door he just said "you don't want me to come in, do you?" Thank god for telepathy.

Iloveadrianmole · 14/10/2014 13:31

Wouldn't let me read any of his precious books - unless he held them and turned the pages for me.

Charitybelle · 14/10/2014 18:39

Ooh I have lots!

  1. He had no armpit hair....none!
  1. He left his used boxer shorts lying around his bedroom with big shitty skid marks in them.
  1. Second date, he was talking, I was absentmindedly touching my face. He told me very loudly (we were in public) to 'stop playing with your moustache'.
  1. He was German, and told me he loved me in German. I laughed Blush

Also many many men who didn't get past the first date because of awful kissing. I mean, I'm no expert, but some of those kisses were more like root canal than romantic encounters....!

Charitybelle · 14/10/2014 18:40

Erm, I don't have a moustache btw, just wanted to clarify Grin

Wowthishurtsalot · 14/10/2014 18:42

Having action figures on his bed head frame and all round his room (in his 30s)

Being shit in bed

Being down right dull

Charitybelle · 14/10/2014 18:42

Another guy liked to call his penis 'Russell the love muscle'.
No. Just. No.

Charitybelle · 14/10/2014 18:50

For having a micro penis

rubycon · 14/10/2014 18:57

he wore Rupert trousers and my mother liked him - Kiss of death on both counts.

Shedding · 16/10/2014 12:23

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Toomuchstuff12 · 16/10/2014 12:28

He turned up wearing a white suit, no getting over that. Shock

loulou282 · 17/10/2014 23:29

Aged 17, because he wore white tracksuit pants and a white t shirt together.

thereturnofshoesy · 17/10/2014 23:36

cos I saw him picking his nose(in public at a train station)

cleanmyhouse · 01/02/2015 18:38

This thread is hilarious. I joined just for this.

Made a weird sex face. Would make an "oooooooh" with his lips then smile at me.

When he kissed me all I could think of was a goldfish.

Kissed me for the first time after we'd been sseeing each other for 2 weeks. Leaned in and said "may I kiss the bride"

Would tell me he'd had a good cry that day most days.

His pet name for me was "puppy"

His penis was so small I didn't even know if it was in yet.

Told me he slept on a futon. It was actually the cushions off an old sofa.

Rested his chin on my shoulder and watched me put on mascara in the mirror.

Texted me at 6am.

Wore slip on tan leather, square toed shoes.

windchime · 01/02/2015 18:57

Zombie thread.

FastWindow · 01/02/2015 19:01

Big lips. Horrible kisser. And slavishly devoted, like a great puppy, never more than a foot away from me all the time. I couldn't breathe and dumped him. Massive shame because he was gorgeous and lovely.

FastWindow · 01/02/2015 19:01

Doh. So it is

peaches1999 · 01/02/2015 19:05

I didn't like his taste in shoes.

Wotsup · 01/02/2015 19:18

'He said he was going out to buy my christmas present. I was skint and couldn't afford one for him, so dumped him to avoid buying one.'

I dumped my very first proper boyfriend as it was going to be his birthday the following week and I didn't know what girls bought boyfriends. Blush PLUS the fact that every other word he spoke was f**k. I thought my mum wouldn't approve.

A few years later my mum met up with him and told me how he had become a gorgeous hunk (as though I'd missed out)...I could only hear jim saying the 'F' word.

Wotsup · 01/02/2015 19:19

LOL...his name wasn't jim...I meant HIM!

partypigeon · 01/02/2015 20:34

I had to carry his bike (and mine) up some steps because he wasn't strong enough