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to think anyone member of the RF who wilfully runs the risks of exposing her buttocks to the world..

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FidelineandFumblin · 26/05/2014 19:18

...whilst on a public engagement must have either a) a screw loose or b) major exhibistionistic tendencies?

She has clearly made a policy of eschewing hem weights.

She knew she would be getting into a helicopter.

It looks like she is commando, although I suppose there is the possibility of a dental floss g-string.

I'm just Shock

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SuperFlyHigh · 28/05/2014 20:50

Belleze if Kate's your idea of beauty I have to wonder...

See queen noor of Jordan for a stunning royal for one.

SuperFlyHigh · 28/05/2014 20:50

Sir I'm with your guinea pig "squeal".

Bellezeboobian · 28/05/2014 20:51

superfly I must ask if you see yourself more beautiful then? Hmm

Bellezeboobian · 28/05/2014 20:52

and sir I didn't realise being an independent and being yourself meant you had to do anything to prove yourself to the general public

TheBogQueen · 28/05/2014 20:54

We the general public are paying for her thongs.

SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 20:54

I know - I wonder how all the other heads of state manage to keep their bums out of the camera lens?? Gosh, it's a tricky one isn't it?

I guess it must mean that they are not their own women

Bellezeboobian · 28/05/2014 20:56

Oh do we have to get into this argument again?

I think after extensive research, we've proved that the monarchy bring in more money than they spend - in past topics and studies.

SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 20:56

The general public paying for her bikini waxes and the general public she represents on all of those trying overseas trips.

God bless you and your arse, Ma'am!!!

SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 20:58

I'm not so sure that's the case any more Belle - her bikini waxes have bled the RF dry. The only way they can recoup the money is to sue the paparazzi for their royal bum photos - that's why she's flashing it so often.

Fact.

Bellezeboobian · 28/05/2014 20:59

Yes I think the country is that much in debt she's selling those photos to bring us out of the deficit. Wink

TheBogQueen · 28/05/2014 21:00

She's just a girl with an arse in love with a boy with a massive trust fund

Besmonetha · 28/05/2014 21:00

One word "photoshop". That is all.

Bellezeboobian · 28/05/2014 21:01

If she's just a girl with an arse why are we expecting so much more from her.

SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 21:03

It's true! She is actually single handedly saving our economy Grin

And Bog - we've all seen upthread just how massive that trust fund is Wink (dissertation going well?!)

Bellezeboobian · 28/05/2014 21:04
Grin

I wish I could save the UK with my ass

checks out cellulite

SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 21:05
Grin

They would pay me to put mine away!

TheBogQueen · 28/05/2014 21:07

I am using kantian aesthetics to judge the exemplary nature of Kate's arse.

TheBogQueen · 28/05/2014 21:16

And indeed the prodigious nature of the trust fund..

Bellezeboobian · 28/05/2014 21:18

We'll know there's something to worry about if she choses to insure it.

FidelineandFumblin · 28/05/2014 21:37

Absolutely wetting myself @ "being one's own woman in today's society".

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Bellezeboobian · 28/05/2014 21:38

Glad you find it funny. Think yourself lucky you don't have to face the judgment from a load of women who don't even know you properly :)

Chippednailvarnish · 28/05/2014 21:41

Heh hem.

I found myself agreeing with Kay Burley today Blush

Someone needs to buy KM a six pack of big knickers.

FidelineandFumblin · 28/05/2014 21:42
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TheBogQueen · 28/05/2014 21:45

Bet Kay's got loads

I seriously doubt it

FidelineandFumblin · 28/05/2014 21:50

I am lost for words Belle. (Might try to raise my mum for a quote though Smile)

Finding oneself in agreement with Kay Burley is very disconcerting isn't it chipped? Hmm

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