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to think anyone member of the RF who wilfully runs the risks of exposing her buttocks to the world..

508 replies

FidelineandFumblin · 26/05/2014 19:18

...whilst on a public engagement must have either a) a screw loose or b) major exhibistionistic tendencies?

She has clearly made a policy of eschewing hem weights.

She knew she would be getting into a helicopter.

It looks like she is commando, although I suppose there is the possibility of a dental floss g-string.

I'm just Shock

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FidelineandFumblin · 28/05/2014 12:39

Super "There are dark forces at work in this country, about which we know little" Wink

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SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 13:01

Are the Wales' competing to see who can get their bums in the papers more often, I wonder??

MistressDeeCee · 28/05/2014 13:23

Shock @ linky of Willie's Winky

Whatever next?! Id better not say "orf with his head"" (I mean the one up top, btw)

SuperFlyHigh · 28/05/2014 13:44

Fideline - you're not referring to the revered David Icke are you?! and his Lizard theory.

one of my nutty conspiracy theory friends saw him give a talk/lecture once and I swear it's like a cult she came out like she'd been brainwashed/was in love with him

Chippednailvarnish · 28/05/2014 14:45

Maybe the RF are going to lead a nudist revolution.

Mind you I hope Phil and Liz don't join in.

Edgarallan · 28/05/2014 14:49

Who the hell wears thongs anyway! SERIOUSLY?

EffectiveCommunication · 28/05/2014 14:54

The Cambridges are a right pair of flashers Shock

SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 15:01

Who the hell wears thongs anyway

That would be me!

EffectiveCommunication · 28/05/2014 15:02

I see she has to face the Queen on June 12th. I bet Phillip will be standing behind her in the hope of a peep.

ChelsyHandy · 28/05/2014 15:05

YANBU. She has had a lot of time to think about this sort of thing, and can't be in a hurry to dress suitably when faced with the likelihood of once more getting onto a plane or helicopter in windy conditions covered by the world's media, resulting in yet more column inches from a Middleton backside flashing episode.

That family might have limited talents, but they certainly know how to use their best ones!

Bellezeboobian · 28/05/2014 15:39

I confess I too am a thong wonger.

Bellezeboobian · 28/05/2014 15:39

Wearer*

Chippednailvarnish · 28/05/2014 15:45

Km is a thong wonga!

Love it!

TheBogQueen · 28/05/2014 15:45

Remember this? Lady Di got some middle aged pulses racing...

to think anyone member of the RF who wilfully runs the risks of exposing her buttocks to the world..
EffectiveCommunication · 28/05/2014 15:48

Di, was a Lady then not a Princess and a teen as well not a thirty odd year old.

TheBogQueen · 28/05/2014 15:50

I couldn't give a toss about any of it really

Chippednailvarnish · 28/05/2014 15:51

I don't remember Lady Diana repeating the same mistake over and over again...

SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 16:05

How's the dissertation going then Bog? Grin

TheBogQueen · 28/05/2014 16:08

Shit Sirchenjin

Am writing about kantian judgement of aesthetics. Am bored to tears. Have a large spot on chin.

SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 16:38

Yeah, I actually nodded off there at "kantian"...

No wonder you're posting about KM's bum, you poor woman Grin

gertiegusset · 28/05/2014 16:39

You'd almost think it was deliberate.
Keeps them in the news eh.

republic.org.uk/

SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 18:01

Vive la revolution!!! And long live Kate's arse!!! Give it 10 years when it's sagged down to her knees - those hem weights will appear then, oh yes - you mark my word

Bellezeboobian · 28/05/2014 19:41

My mum says and I quote

'why are people so bothered? She is a beautiful young woman and it's good to see someone real and who makes mistakes representing our monarchy. Sorry for all those people who pick fault and feel decorum and 'representing' us more important than being ones own woman in today's society'

SuperFlyHigh · 28/05/2014 20:48

sir snigger....

Yes Waity will certainly need those weights then won't she?! Grin

And yes I get that Kate's a good ambassador etc but she just needs more decorum and less of the "oh we're so great we're normal people". Sorry dear but you're privileged, normal and opening the odd cats home isn't work to me!

SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 20:49

So being one's own woman involves doing sod all for years except hanging around waiting for a bloke to pop the question, and flashing your bare bum at regular intervals but not actually doing anything to stop your skirt flying up in the wind (again)? Yeah, that'll be right.

My guinea pig says and I quote 'squeeeeeeeak'

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