to think anyone member of the RF who wilfully runs the risks of exposing her buttocks to the world..

[FidelineandFumblin]

...whilst on a public engagement must have either a) a screw loose or b) major exhibistionistic tendencies?

She has clearly made a policy of eschewing hem weights.

She knew she would be getting into a helicopter.

It looks like she is commando, although I suppose there is the possibility of a dental floss g-string.

I'm just

Maybe marrying into that family does destroy your MH. The more I think about it, the more disturbed her behaviour seems

Interesting that all reference to legal action seems to have gone. Maybe that is just what William reflexively yells every time things take an unpleasant turn? Then later the official press office enforced a radio silence?

I just googled "Kate Middleton's bum" after pissing myself laughing at the whole of this thread (ohhh...I WISH MN contributors were journos, Id buy newspapers a bit more for the laugh & wit ), and read this on mirror.co.uk

In 1994 Bild published a photograph of Prince Charles full frontal standing at the open window of a French chateau.

feels hysteria coming on

It happened to a friend of ones mum. In Manchester. Up drift from pavement ventilation. Only time I gave come across that. We must alert her royal arse that she can travel to Manchester for some Marilyn Monroe type photo opportunities - providing the pavement is still there, and blowing! Manchester is closer than Australia .

Nevermind that Quint, we should alert oldgrandmama first - she set of hours ago to fashion herself a flippy skirt and find a helicopter to flash near, but nothing's hit the press so presumably she's still trudging around disconsolately in search of an updraught.

You ok there Mistress? oldgrandmama is also the person in possession of the charlie full frontal shot, since you're interested - we need to find her

If my arse looked as great as hers or Pippas there is no way I would use weights

Maybe that's the line Ken Palace are giving the Queen Weather

But would you wear pants, Weather?

FidelineandFumblin - no sign of oldgrandmama yet?

As for the D of C- "Weighty Katie" she is not, I suppose.

I do think the bum-flashing is a bit much...Im a bit as to what she's trying to prove here. & why...

Arf @ 'weighty katey'

I do think the bum-flashing is a bit much...Im a bit hmm as to what she's trying to prove here. & why...

It must be a new business strategy, I've decided. The most expensive end of the pier show on earth. Perhaps the Kardashians were the inspiration.

Hah! True

It is all just a bit Miley/Kardashian etc...state funded, at that!! Its alright for some

She would be sensible to take steps to make sure it doesn't happen again. This is her job now - wardrobe malfunctions like this would not be approved of in the job that I do.

It's clearly possible to avoid - I'm not aware that it's ever happened to the Queen in umpty decades of engagements.

I'm not holding my breath crumpet. I wonder if Ladbrokes would take my bet on when the next buttock exposure will occur?

I think we should consider the possibility that some men get a 'thrill' knowing that the lady they're with is 'sans culottes', as those old French Revolutionaries used to say. In other words, he's thinking, as he cuts ribbons, launches ships, glad-hands fawning dignitaries: 'Phoar! If they only KNEW that the missus ain't wearing panties under that Alexander McQueen frock ...'

So poor Kate has to go along with his little fetish, though in truth, she'd rather be wearing a good, substantial pair of high waisted, nicks, in a fetching shade of beige.

I suspect oldgrandmama has it spot on - it adds a little frisson to the Wales' marriage

Al fresco wee, I assumed.

Should I get it deleted? Will they behead me?

Hells bells - I just clicked on that Prince William link from work without looking at the URL properly. I'm so getting a phone call from our IT department, aren't I?

Oh. My. Lord.

Should I get it deleted? Will they behead me?

Yes. Yes, they will.

are you sure that's Prince Wills' willy?!

OP - i don't THINK you can be beheaded or anything for treason anymore but... checks Wiki

Arf at Willy's willy