to ask if anyone uses these sweary phrases (because I so want to!!)

[TheLostWinchesterWife]

Talking about swearing with DH yesterday (started because of a FB 'quiz'. Thanks to MN I knew some that DH didn't (and he works in transport industry gasp ) found some new ones though and I need to use them, away from the children. I like arseclown, cockwomble and bollockfaced shitnubbins. Anyone got any others i can add to my list of 'new expletives'?

Wankstain. I use it frequently.

arsebiscuit, bitchtwat, fuckfish

Fuckfish love it!

Twatweasel.

professor I doff my cap to you, you sweary fucker you

Dicksplash is my current favourite.

Oooh...I like that one Fairy!

Oooh...I like that one Fairy!

No. I find them very contrived and juvenile and I find their use on MN quite cringey.

And let's be honest, they're nowhere near as effective as a simple 'cunt' or 'bastard'.

I do love ballbag as an insult though.

DP says my Irish accent makes any swear word sound amazing .

Cuntweasels. Fucksticks.

and there's creativity taking a punch in the face

come on Eyeliner, get crafty with your words, it's for a good cause!

Knobjockey.

FuckSocks!

I also find a loud shout of Balls to be quite satisfying!

And I love the C word

Fucknugget
twunting-cunt
Twat - biscuits
dickmilk

Fuck bucket

If I'm really frustrated I will say 'Aw shitfuckbuggeranddamn'. If you run it all together. It's quite satisfying.

when we were kids my sister got really angry with me once. not knowing any swear words, though clearly in need of one, she called me a ladybird

I still consider it a serious insult.

I like Fucksticks. And Arsebiscuits.
But in general it's just cunt. Unimaginative but to the point.

Fuckwit

Apparently I called a doctor this whilst very ill in hospital. In my defence my temperature was sky high

But I had never used the word before, didn't even realise I knew it.

"Wankstain on the sheet of life" is a favourite. Also DILLIGAF and peckerhead.

Cocksplash
Crusty pissflap
Cum burping gutter slut

That feels better.

Oh and bollock-breath.

DS and I say "Foxtrot Oscar" in polite company.

Does anyone remember Mike Harding?

Spawny eyed parrott faced wazzock

I've started saying 'that's nice' at work (where I'm not allowed to swear).

Kentish