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Original poster

to ask if anyone uses these sweary phrases (because I so want to!!)

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TheLostWinchesterWife · 16/04/2014 10:15

Talking about swearing with DH yesterday (started because of a FB 'quiz'. Thanks to MN I knew some that DH didn't (and he works in transport industry gasp ) found some new ones though and I need to use them, away from the children. I like arseclown, cockwomble and bollockfaced shitnubbins. Anyone got any others i can add to my list of 'new expletives'?

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GertyD · 16/04/2014 10:49

Wankstain. I use it frequently.

ZingHasAHotCrossBunInTheOven · 16/04/2014 10:49

arsebiscuit, bitchtwat, fuckfish

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TheLostWinchesterWife · 16/04/2014 10:50

Fuckfish Grin love it!

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ProfessorSkullyMental · 16/04/2014 10:54

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MimsyBorogroves · 16/04/2014 10:54

Twatweasel.

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TheLostWinchesterWife · 16/04/2014 10:59

professor I doff my cap to you, you sweary fucker you Grin

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ephemeralfairy · 16/04/2014 11:02

Dicksplash is my current favourite.

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TheLostWinchesterWife · 16/04/2014 11:09

Oooh...I like that one Fairy!

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Original poster
TheLostWinchesterWife · 16/04/2014 11:09

Oooh...I like that one Fairy!

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EyelinerQueen · 16/04/2014 11:10

No. I find them very contrived and juvenile and I find their use on MN quite cringey.

And let's be honest, they're nowhere near as effective as a simple 'cunt' or 'bastard'.

I do love ballbag as an insult though.

DP says my Irish accent makes any swear word sound amazing Grin .

HippyPottyMouth · 16/04/2014 11:14

Cuntweasels. Fucksticks.

ZingHasAHotCrossBunInTheOven · 16/04/2014 11:15

and there's creativity taking a punch in the face

come on Eyeliner, get crafty with your words, it's for a good cause! Easter Grin

YoGatoradeMeBitch · 16/04/2014 11:15

Knobjockey.

MissHobart · 16/04/2014 11:22

FuckSocks! Grin

I also find a loud shout of Balls to be quite satisfying!

And I love the C word Grin

LangenFlugelHappleHoff · 16/04/2014 11:24

Fucknugget
twunting-cunt
Twat - biscuits
dickmilk

LangenFlugelHappleHoff · 16/04/2014 11:26

Fuck bucket

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TheLostWinchesterWife · 16/04/2014 11:29

If I'm really frustrated I will say 'Aw shitfuckbuggeranddamn'. If you run it all together. It's quite satisfying.

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ZingHasAHotCrossBunInTheOven · 16/04/2014 11:37

when we were kids my sister got really angry with me once. not knowing any swear words, though clearly in need of one, she called me a ladybird

I still consider it a serious insult.

Germgirl · 16/04/2014 12:01

I like Fucksticks. And Arsebiscuits.
But in general it's just cunt. Unimaginative but to the point.

LuisSuarezTeeth · 16/04/2014 12:08

Fuckwit

Apparently I called a doctor this whilst very ill in hospital. In my defence my temperature was sky high Blush

But I had never used the word before, didn't even realise I knew it.

"Wankstain on the sheet of life" is a favourite. Also DILLIGAF and peckerhead.

Atbeckandcall · 16/04/2014 12:10

Cocksplash
Crusty pissflap
Cum burping gutter slut

That feels better.

LuisSuarezTeeth · 16/04/2014 12:15

Oh and bollock-breath.

DS and I say "Foxtrot Oscar" in polite company.

LuisSuarezTeeth · 16/04/2014 12:16

Does anyone remember Mike Harding?

Spawny eyed parrott faced wazzock Shock

kentishgirl · 16/04/2014 12:26

I've started saying 'that's nice' at work (where I'm not allowed to swear).

LuisSuarezTeeth · 16/04/2014 12:28

Kentish Grin