to ask if anyone uses these sweary phrases (because I so want to!!)

[TheLostWinchesterWife]

Talking about swearing with DH yesterday (started because of a FB 'quiz'. Thanks to MN I knew some that DH didn't (and he works in transport industry gasp ) found some new ones though and I need to use them, away from the children. I like arseclown, cockwomble and bollockfaced shitnubbins. Anyone got any others i can add to my list of 'new expletives'?

kentish
that's nice!

Wankbadger
Thundercunt
Smegwrangler
Arseweasel

My favourite at the moment is Thunder Cunt

titwank
arsepiece
wankpuddle

I did that quiz too and got 45/70.

Dd got 64.

Shit cunt
Also shortened to scunt
cunny- derivitive of cunt used on boardwalk empire.
Devil slut from hell- usually when an elbow is banged

Arsefudge
Tit shitting arse monkey
Arse grape
Cunt fucking dick puddle
Rancid badgers cunt

CROSSEYEDCLAPRIDDENSONOFAWHOREBOUNDBASTARD! For when you drop someonthing heavy on your foot.

Fair clears the tubes, that one.

WankStain
CuntyBollocks (not very physiologically accurate, granted, but I'm still fond of it)
PissFlaps
Wanky McBollockBag

And DHs all time favourite, the succinct bell end

I love swearing!

DH and I like Fuckpig. Only in the privacy of our own home of course

I do like buggery bollocks darling (from AbFab)

Cuntbucket is one of my favourites.

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I got 37 on that quiz. I love cockwomble. Have nothing more to add though.

Although I'm reminded of my great Nan's idea of a good swear. She used to say 'fartarsebumdickyweewee'. They were simpler times

My gran used to say "Shit wi' sugar on!"

Oh and DH and I affectionately call each other Bitchtits. Who doesn't

Just wanted my wink with ears on

Bollocksshitandpiss

Generally used when something has spilt or is broken.

Cock end
Wank bag
Fuck face
Knob cheese
Shit stain.

Swearing is ace lol

Spunkbubble.

Bell-sniff and cock-rocker I sometimes like, but calling someone a "length" has always been one of my faves.

My usual default sweary namecall is penis, as in "that boy truly is a fucking penis", said very witheringly and with a small sneer.

I tend to call people sweaty names based on male appendages rather than female ones for some reason.

Oh, but I do say "wankypissflaps" to myself when something goes wrong.

*sweary names not sweaty

Fuckmuffin.

I used to hate clunge but it has grown on me recently...

I like 'cock' in the context of 'He's a cock', 'She's being a cock' and 'Oh, cock off!'

Also fuckface. Simple but satisfying. Asshat I've learned from MN and rather love.

'immense cunt' usually does nciely for people like Piers Morgan and David Cameron.

But really, anything prefaced by 'fucking' is usually good. 'Fucking weasel', 'You fucking tramp', 'He's a fucking idiot' etc.

What's this FB quiz? Anyone got a linky?