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to ask if anyone uses these sweary phrases (because I so want to!!)

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TheLostWinchesterWife · 16/04/2014 10:15

Talking about swearing with DH yesterday (started because of a FB 'quiz'. Thanks to MN I knew some that DH didn't (and he works in transport industry gasp ) found some new ones though and I need to use them, away from the children. I like arseclown, cockwomble and bollockfaced shitnubbins. Anyone got any others i can add to my list of 'new expletives'?

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OnlyLovers · 16/04/2014 15:35

*nicely

MeerkatTargaryen · 16/04/2014 15:42

sweary quiz Easter Grin

OnlyLovers · 16/04/2014 15:45

Thanks! I only got 39 [disappointed]

ZingHasAHotCrossBunInTheOven · 16/04/2014 15:45

doing quiz, but had to stop and laugh at cuntpuddle! Easter Grin

ZingHasAHotCrossBunInTheOven · 16/04/2014 15:46

And the result? I ticked half of it and was told:
"That’s the shit! You’re fucking brilliant, and everyone knows it. Well fucking done."

[proud]

TeamEdward · 16/04/2014 15:58

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NationMcKinley · 16/04/2014 22:41

Only cock is a brilliant word and so versatile. I like using it as an adjective, eg. "that was cocking great". Or, "he really is a cocking twat".

I also like to use titsandarse for occasions when cunting bell end would be frowned about Wink

I got 49 in the quiz. Must do better.

TheLostWinchesterWife · 16/04/2014 22:51

Bloody hell well this has moved on. I think one of my favourite lines in a film is 'Come the fuck on, Bridget!'
A classic from dropping a bag on my foot was
' you arse fucking wank arse shitting in the the arse end of hell ...that bast are well funking knacked!!!!' I felt worse for.saying knacked to be fair Easter Grin

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DarylDixonsDarlin · 16/04/2014 23:16

I have used 'thundercunt' twice today Grin it is my new favourite swear.

Nation you do know cocking is an actual surname don't you? Wink

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 17/04/2014 00:37

As an expression of surprise "fuck me sideways with a ragman's trumpet" is nice. Also "ding dong buggery cunting fuck".

NationMcKinley · 17/04/2014 07:01

I shall be divorcing DH post haste and finding me a Mr Cocking, Daryl! NationCocking has a fabulous ring to it. I actually got it from the Sky series 'Stella' where one of the characters uses it every other word Grin

BuggarMeGently · 17/04/2014 07:49

Horsenugget
Twattage
Fuck a duck

Dinnaeknowshitfromclay · 17/04/2014 08:01

I love referring to some people as a 'Spiney crevice'. It sounds rude but isn't quite. Mostly I just call them cunts if they are though Easter Wink

chocolatebuttin22 · 17/04/2014 08:25

cuntflaps
wankstain
I also like dick!

NationMcKinley · 17/04/2014 10:47

Do you now, chocolate? Wink

fidelineish · 17/04/2014 10:51

There's nothing to beat a good old-fashioned 'fuckwit' Smile

ZingHasAHotCrossBunInTheOven · 17/04/2014 11:16

douchenozzle anyone?

UterusUterusGhali · 17/04/2014 11:21

Twatbadger and Arsepart are two of my faves. My phone now predicts them.

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NinjaLeprechaun · 17/04/2014 11:43

You just don't hear such fabulous uses of the English language here in the US. Grin

Personally, I think of asshat as being fairly mild - it's what I nicknamed my dog. (He's actually called Samwise, but Asshat is sometimes more fitting.) I think it's one of my favourite words.

For more serious situations, I prefer Son of a Whore, or Son of a Fucking Whore (although, tbh, I'm not sure what other kind there is... )

My daughter's partial to saying 'Odin's Balls'. It has a certain ring to it as well.

There's something absolutely satisfying about the word 'fuck' and variants (feck, frak, etc.)

ZingHasAHotCrossBunInTheOven · 17/04/2014 19:34

ninja

and frick. especially how Elliott in Scrubs says it

ZingHasAHotCrossBunInTheOven · 17/04/2014 19:34

ninja

and frick.
especially how Elliott in Scrubs says it

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