To think this is one of the funniest things I've ever read

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Please read this

blogs.yogajournal.com/yogabuzz/2014/04/alicia-silverstone-from-clueless-to-kindness.html

The woman can't be for real surely? The part about her son being in full lotus in his car seat was my favourite part

linky no worky

blogs.yogajournal.com/yogabuzz/2014/04/alicia-silverstone-from-clueless-to-kindness.html

No link but googled her and saw she told Opera that she battles 'acne, constipation and asthma'

Good grief. One good cough would unblock pores and poo.

I didn't get piles or swollen ankles during pregnancy and my diet was mainly haribo.

In your face, Alicia!

She also fed her baby by chewing up food and then spitting it into baby's mouth.

I love me some Cher Horowitz but the lady is barking.

Ha ha!! I'm sure all the women were gathered around for her words of wisdom & WTf is daikon?

Fuck sake just read it.

He's called Bear she's a lunatic but harmless.

I bet she drinks like a fish and lights her own farts!

Lunatic.

Bet she shovels the mars bars in when she's got PMT.

Self important people make me laugh.

Is she friends with Gwynny?

My snowflakes beg for Daikon nuggets at McDonalds.

Hahahaha! Oh dear I'll have to change my tena now.

What is your go-to comfort food when the last morsel of yourself feels used up?
Squash soup and bitter greens...... Nah, I'll stick to my creme egg and cup of tea thanks.

Yoga dates?! Sounds like great fun.

It must be lovely to inhabit a world where you have enough time and money to be barking mad able to live her life and share such a load of tosh wisdom to those other poor wretched souls just like her.

I bet a Gregg's pasty has never crossed her thighs lips.

She does look good for her age though bitch

The yoga classes were such a safe place to be .. as opposed to my squishy comfy armchair that was so dangerous?

I'm going to ask DH if he fancies a yoga date. I bet he says no. And this is the man who counted my recent trip to A&E as a date "because, hey, we're out at night without the kids!"

Now excuse me while I eat my bitter greens

Oh the hilarity!
Seriously, how smug can one sound? Funny how someone who practices mindfulness can be so shockingly in-self aware.

*UN-self aware

How many kids get excited about daikon? None. That's how many. What an absolute twunt. I just don't get these sort of people. At all. Do you know what Alicia? I'm going to heal and nourish my 37 weeks pregnant self with a massive pie. And some chips.

my children have been known to get very excited by tofu :-/

maybe i should write a book?

Oh for gods sake bitter greens are NOT comfort food, she's a liar.

I bet the other mums loved hearing all her fun tips.

My guess is someone quipped, "Oh wow, amazing. You should write a book."

Little known fact-she also eliminated sarcasm from her diet.

Mamaste.

I knew all I needed to when I saw she'd called the kid 'Bear'.

I give it three years before he's OD'ing on orange Haribo.

Um. I make a mean butternut squash soup. And I love to eat kale with my scrambled eggs. And DC2's nickname is Bear. I have pictures of her and DC1 doing downward dogs while mucking about at bedtime. OMFG, I'm Alicia Silverstone I fucking wish !

Doubt I'd get the kids to eat daikon though (wtf is that?). I once tried to give DC1 veggie lasagne once, when I was young and foolish. She threw it on the floor in disgust.