To think this is one of the funniest things I've ever read

[Threetofour]

Please read this

blogs.yogajournal.com/yogabuzz/2014/04/alicia-silverstone-from-clueless-to-kindness.html

The woman can't be for real surely? The part about her son being in full lotus in his car seat was my favourite part

Oh dear! what a load of guff! which I suspect is what she smells of on that diet!

I didn't get piles or swollen ankles either. I lived on anything white! bread, cheese, mayo and chips!

Oh dear lord!
I read ThreeToFours second post and thought 'WTF is daikon' was kind of street talk for a quite insulting question.

I was about to get my dander up and take issue. Just as well I read on.

Every day's a school day on MN

can you imagine going to antenatal yoga with your swollen ankles and some smug self satisfied knobber taking it upon herself to 'prescribe' some lovely green veg and proceed to tell you how if you eat it you could be just like her? Give me strength. I'm pretty placid but I think I'd make an exception in that hypothetical situation!

I'd probably have poked her in the eye with my chocolate. I lived off chocolate (twirls), rare steak and strawberries.

No swollen feet or piles.

Truly astonishing pregnancy wind, though. I blame the fruit