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What is the absolute ultimate thing you get judgy about?

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AtYourCervix · 14/04/2014 17:54

Toddlers eating greggs?
Fat people eating macdonalds?
P&C parking?
Fat people eating?
Disabled loos?
Fat people?

My own personal judgement is reserved for those people who hold their knife like a pen.

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YoureBeingASillyBilly · 14/04/2014 20:44

Just googled. Turns out its a survival mechanism. If you turn a rabbit in it's back it plays dead to trick predators into leaving them alone.

Maryz · 14/04/2014 20:45

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fideline · 14/04/2014 20:45

Interesting, I wonder if it's true

Pagwatch · 14/04/2014 20:46

There are now going to be hoards of rabbits being manhandled by pissed mumsnet fees

I bet my house.

LtEveDallas · 14/04/2014 20:46

How to hypnotise a rabbit:

Turn on his back in your arms
Put free hand on his chest tickling between his front paws up to his neck
Gently blow on his nose until his eyes start drooping
Stop tickling chest and start firmly stroking ears back
Gently lie on soft surface
Clip nails
Smile

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MrsDeVere · 14/04/2014 20:47

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mymatemax · 14/04/2014 20:47

my rabbit just wriggles & scratches when I try to turn him over!

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AtYourCervix · 14/04/2014 20:48

Entrance a Rabbit Shock entrance? or Entrance? please be entrance as in magic not the other one.

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mymatemax · 14/04/2014 20:48

I need the rabbit whisperer

Dillyson · 14/04/2014 20:49

Grown women getting excited about anything Disney.
Inappropriate use of the word "lush".

TheCunkOfPhilomena · 14/04/2014 20:49

fideline, I promise this bobcat is 100% alive and well.

What is the absolute ultimate thing you get judgy about?
Caitlin17 · 14/04/2014 20:50

Scone absolutely does not rhyme with stone. I ate the last scone and the last scone has gone.

fideline · 14/04/2014 20:52

Eewwwww

Pagwatch · 14/04/2014 20:52

Mrs DV
That superhero pooch looks massively pissed off

Captain GrumpyPaws
The amazing Fucked-Off pooch
TheShitting Doggynator

Coconutty · 14/04/2014 20:53

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fideline · 14/04/2014 20:53

Jeez yes en-trance as in magic no-one mentioned rab bit entrances as in ingress points

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 14/04/2014 20:54

Grin @ thecunk!

Scone rhymes with gone.

fideline · 14/04/2014 20:54

Coconutty you need help love.

Coconutty · 14/04/2014 20:54

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AtYourCervix · 14/04/2014 20:55

sorry. lack of sleep and excessive judging has made me weird.

gone. GONE. GONE

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AlpacaYourThings · 14/04/2014 20:56

I love the Super dog MrsDeVere!

lorneylou · 14/04/2014 20:56
  1. People who not only chew...but swish every mouthful of food around loudly in their mouths for what seems like an eternity while crunching for all they are worth...especially while eating soup/porridge (insert any food which doesn't require chewing!)
  1. The above people who also insist that you eat with them in complete silence as having dinner with the T.V / Radio on for background noise is rude!
  1. Overstretched, see -thru leggings on a large bum coupled with a thong a few sizes too small
Curiosa · 14/04/2014 20:56

I judge people who swear om mumsnet.

usualsuspectt · 14/04/2014 20:58

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TheCunkOfPhilomena · 14/04/2014 20:58

Is that some kind of yoga based swearing Curiosa?