What is the absolute ultimate thing you get judgy about?

[AtYourCervix]

Toddlers eating greggs?
Fat people eating macdonalds?
P&C parking?
Fat people eating?
Disabled loos?
Fat people?

My own personal judgement is reserved for those people who hold their knife like a pen.

What does "judge" actually mean in these scenarios?

little kids with pierced ears
smacking/swearing at kids
people with no books in the house
kids not eating vegetables
kids not recognising really quite common vegetables
dog shit
adults who "don't like" a whole load of foods and pull faces like children
people who pave over their beautiful front gardens to create a parking space
calling private schools "indy"
boarding school
kids in pushchairs drinking coke
make-up on little girls
high heels/stupid restrictive clothing on little girls
combat gear on little boys
fake boobs on anyone
unnecessary circumcision
people who clatter their teeth on their forks when eating
modern lego, overpriced and over-prescriptive
teachers who can't spell or use grammar properly
wine snobbery
txtspk
women who call each other "babe", worse even than "hun"
men who call me "pet", "flower", "darlin" etc
child-free weddings
people who bitch about immigration and benefits
the royal family
school cake sales
self-service in supermarkets
people who piss on the toilet seat
katie fucking hopkins
people who stand up/film/are antisocial during school performances
women who babytalk to get their own way
people who pronounce "scone" like "gone"

I'm sure there must be others

I actually do judge people who say things like 'swearing is a sign of a limited vocabulary'
It manages to be trite, superior, thick and inaccurate all in one go .
And they always say it as if they are revealing some deep truth.
[sucks teeth]

Do you have time to work or sleep with all that judging to do Greensleeves? It must be exhausting.

Don't be a twat Pag; of course it's a sign of limited vocabulary.

And intelligence.

That's quite the list greenie

people who smoke, especially around their kids

People who vote conservative (and worse still ukip)
People who judge fat people.
People who read the dm.
People who don't have pets.
People who smoke in cars w kids.

Did you cut and paste that green?

I'm a twat [sucks teeth really hard]

Greensleeves I am sorry but I really have to take issue with you on your "scone" pronunciation. I was totally with you up to that point . . .

people who pronounce "scone" like "gone"

Oh dear. Judge away but you're wrong

People smoking whilst pregnant.
Piercing babies ears.
Encouraging young girls to be a WAG.
People who boast constantly on facebook about how their child is so clever/beautiful etc.
People who post ecards about how much they love their kids. Yawn.
Swearing at children.

You know, of all the things on this thread, the only one that's genuinely made me go was "School bake sales". I can understand everything else being the subject of judginess, even if it's by ill-informed prejudiced wankers. But school bake sales?!?!? Is it the financial inefficiency or the implied anti-feminist backlash greenie?

I am one of those people who pronounces scone like gone.

At one of my DC's schools, a bake sale meant packets of Mr Kipling heaped on a dirty table in playground. THAT made me judgy.

I judge people who swear around kids
People who vote labour
People who are really into celebrity gossip
People with no books in their house or read to their kids
People who are obsessed with cleaning

people who put pouring cream on cake
it's a cake, not a fucking pudding

Korean recipe?