To tell DH to stop using my tampons to apply Anusol to his internal piles?

[JenBehavingBadly]

Seriously pissing me off now as while I've got a stock pile of Super, all of the ones for light flow keep disappearing. Literally.

I'm sympathetic that they work for him, but FFS if he's going to do it, at the very least he needs to buy me replacements next time he. Goes to the shops.

Let him use them of course but request he replace them! Sounds like a good solution for him though. Not as bad as my husband who uses my prescription steroid cream for his psoriasis (prescribed for my psoriasis) - I'm like GET YOUR OWN BITCH!

I really did not need to know that.

Doesn't the cream come with applicators?
Tell him to get the suppositary stuff instead.

I think you are very selfish, can't you just add his to the shopping list?

Can't he use the baby's medicine syringe like everybody else? They go in the dishwasher, don't they?

Buy him some cheapos to save him using yours? I really sympathise with him having had to use the stuff after DD was born.

P.s. Love the name OP!

LTB

I don't think sticking tampons up your bottom is a good plan - sounds like an embarrassing trip to A&E waiting to happen.

What's the problem with suppositories?

He's better off using the applicator that comes with that cream rather than tampons. Seems an odd to choose a tampon instead

You're asking me. Apparently it's more comfortable than the applicators that tend to jab.

I buy my own stuff. He should bloody well pick some up next time he's in ASDA.

Why is he using tampons to apply it? It's not at all necessary. Hide them if it pisses you off.

Well quiet frankly I think he should get his own but I reckon the baby syringe will work better.
He might find over time that the tampons stretch his bottom hole a little bit too much.

I don't think he needs the tampons, fiver says he's enjoying sticking them up his jacksie!

How about he uses your turkey baster instead ? He could put a weeks supply up there all in one go. Time saving solution !

Hope he's binning, not flushing. Or we'll have to have another thread about it.

Maybe he wants to fire Aqua Weights out of his bum and is stretching it in readiness?

Wow you're really selfish. Why don't you speak to him rather about this?

Not sure what to make of it all. Tampons or syringes? Inserting a tampon can't be wise and then pulling it out again. Don't think the hole's designed for that . But then again don't think I'd want his arse syringe in the dishwasher either. I have lived a sheltered life so ignore me .

What the fuck are aqua weights??

I've not broached the question of what he does with them. I doubt they have sanitary disposal in the male loos at his work.

Does he leave it up there?

Why? Just why?

I don't know what Aqua weights are, I saw them on a thread here today when someone fired one out (of where I do not know) , but apparently you can't get vibrating ones

Sorry Bigredball, but you just made me laugh aloud on the train !!

No idea Fairenuff and not going to ask, although I doubt he's considered toxic shock syndrome.

Tmi

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