To tell DH to stop using my tampons to apply Anusol to his internal piles?

[JenBehavingBadly]

Seriously pissing me off now as while I've got a stock pile of Super, all of the ones for light flow keep disappearing. Literally.

I'm sympathetic that they work for him, but FFS if he's going to do it, at the very least he needs to buy me replacements next time he. Goes to the shops.

Vibrating aqua eggs? Dear god. Is there nothing they haven't thought of?

You could put some vaporub on them and tell him that menthol fresh is the latest trend in sanitary wear.....

How about suggesting he add some toothpaste for that clean, white, bleached look ?

It's Easter time

There's no need to be afraid

but there is

all credit to the christmas poster!

Lordy, I am having flashbacks to TSC and the anusole funnel!

Oh no. I'm sympathy clenching at the thought of Vicks vaporub on his nether regions.

Oi OP, tell your DH they make anusol suppositories now that melt inside. I know because I have some. Unless he likes the feeling of pulling out a pooeyed tampon and I'm sure that friction aggravates the piles even more. I dread to think about where he disposes of it.

Can't he yes a proper suppository for this kind if thing. They look like a tampon and they do make you feel better.

I'd leave him to it. Get worried when your super plus ones start going missing too.

Tell him to try a mooncup.

You could wrap soft tissue round your finger and apply it for him. Problem solved. You are welcome.

To be honest, I'd not given much thought to the ins and outs of it. I've been too hacked off at him knocking my stuff.

I have no idea what a snbort is...

sounds good though.

Woah.

Nobody needed to know that much about your DH from one thread title, surely? Eye catching though, I'll give you that.

Tell him to buy his own.
My dh used to take my nail varnish remover for metal varnish remover.
It drives you mad as its us that has to replace the stuff they take.

I think aqua weights are the less sexy version of love balls, that Anne summers and others stock. Very good for pelvic floor exercises, and your sex life if they vibrate like love balls.

When I was in Tesco today perusing the sanitary wear aisle a young man was also browsing around the tampon section. "Ah," I thought "he is a very modern man buying sanitary protection for his partner."

Had I seen this thread earlier I might have looked at him differently!

The only time my DH bought sanitary protection for me, he came back with tena lady. Was. Not. Impressed.

Sorry but this thread did make me chuckle thanks girls Uve put a smile on my face this evening hahaa

Tampons to apply pile cream that is a new one on me.

When I had piles, the Doctor was ever so clever, he managed to apply the pile cream whilst he had both of his hands on my shoulders.

Dip the ends in chilli powder then wait for the fireworks whilst 'ring of fire' is playing in the background . That will learn him

This thread is genius. The replies are as hilarious as the op!

Compo ! [grin