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to finish myself off -TMI warning

105 replies

LEMmingaround · 31/03/2014 11:29

More if an is it just me really?

Whenever dp and I have a good session, I always have to finish the job myself. Not that I don't orgasm during but whenever we are finished I have to diy to have a final different type of orgasm. I never orgasm on penetrative sex so its not that . Does anyone else find this? If I dont orgasm during the session then I don't have to do it

I also lose the ability to move my legs afterwards Blush

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Latraviata · 31/03/2014 17:59

Re those asking about the mother and toddler's fling-I knew from chats that we had that her sex life was,erm-far from vanilla shall we say! Had a bit of flirting,went on a night out and she invited me back to hers.

It was fun and we are still friends now.

CuntyBunty · 31/03/2014 18:02

It all seems a bit abstract really. DH and I have done lots of talking about it and about our expectations. As I said, I won't be doing anything if I'm not sexually attracted to someone, but I hope I am. I, er, definitely want to "get the most out of it" with both genders. If not, DH might have an interesting time and if not, we'll just have fun together. It's been exciting shopping for it and buying appropriate attire. I wanted to chat in the build up to it on the swingers thread (style and beauty if anyone wants a look), but it seems to have gone quiet. You going to dip a toe in the water, TheVictorian?

CuntyBunty · 31/03/2014 18:05

Sorry, LEM, for hijacking your thread. I am obsessed with all things sex, but am not a hairy handed trucker, I promise.

formerbabe · 31/03/2014 18:05

Appropriate attire? What are you going to wear? Is PVC a prerequisite?

TheVictorian · 31/03/2014 18:08

CuntyBunty Not at the moment but certainly considering it Smile.

SassySpice · 31/03/2014 18:10

Love this thread and joanofarchitrave I choked on my splosh at your post. Grin

I have multiple organsms fairly often, if they're super-multiple I get near to blacking out. To me it's like tunnel vision... all I can see is what's in front of my face for a couple of inches, everything else is black. Weird but amazing.

CuntyBunty · 31/03/2014 18:13

Formerbabe the one we are going to is masked and formal attire until midnight, then it's anything goes. I've got a corset to wear with all the usual stuff. DH is hiring a Dinner suit.

KellyHopter · 31/03/2014 18:16

Choked on your splosh? What the what?? That's actually the creepiest thing on this thread. Which, seeing as cunty and Victorian are both here is saying something.

SassySpice · 31/03/2014 18:20

Haha Kelly splosh is tea!

TheVictorian · 31/03/2014 18:21

Two books were recently recommended by a friend that i thought people may like:

  1. The sex diaries project edited by Arianne cohen

  2. Dare what happens when fantasies come true by Tracy cox

CuntyBunty · 31/03/2014 18:24

Creepy, seeing as I am on here, Kelly? Thanks for thatConfused

WorraLiberty · 31/03/2014 18:25

What's creepy about choking on a mouthful of tea? Confused

KellyHopter · 31/03/2014 18:30

Nothing at all but splosh?
Choked on my splosh...
First time I've heard that and I instantly hate it even more than Nom.
Envy

LEMmingaround · 31/03/2014 18:34

Nooooooooo!!!! The first time i saw tracey cox on the TV was on fecking changing rooms or home front - she went from advising on what to decorate the bedroom to what to do in it!!!

Hi-Jack away cunty - i am far more vanilla these days but i have always been the more, shall we say, adventurous of me and DP. I am getting old now, the shagathons are a once in a blue moon thing and DP and I have been shlepping around trying to get work done today promising each other an early night - to sleep!!!!

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CuntyBunty · 31/03/2014 18:37

Is she a writer or something?

Northernlurker · 31/03/2014 18:40

Far be it from me to stand in the way of a good over-share but all of you merrily discussing the nuts and bolts of your sex lives do know that for every poster on this thread there will be a fair few rather dodgy types wanking away as they lurk. If that thought floats your boat then carry on but I wouldn't want anybody to think their tales of corsets and M&T groups were only providing a useful information service.

CuntyBunty · 31/03/2014 18:50

As long as I remain unaware of it, Northern, I don't really care. If people on the thread seem genuine, that's good enough for me. What can I do about it if I just want a genuine chat about sex, that isn't meant to be titilating?

WorraLiberty · 31/03/2014 19:09

Kelly, it's a very old expression. I think it dates back to the first or second world war.

LEMmingaround · 31/03/2014 19:10

Thanks for your concern northern but im not trying to provide any info or support just asking if anyone else needs an additional bit of diy despite already achieving an objective. If some one is desperate enough to have one off the wrist as they read then thats up to them. I suppose the thread is providing a service after all.

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WorraLiberty · 31/03/2014 19:11

Cunty some people will wank over anything so I wouldn't worry about it.

LEMmingaround · 31/03/2014 19:11

Worra I havd to say, it does rather conjure images of tin cups and tea sploshing around :)

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LEMmingaround · 31/03/2014 19:12

Worra I havd to say, it does rather conjure images of tin cups and tea sploshing around :)

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rabbitlady · 31/03/2014 19:13

I take it your rabbits are of the furry variety?
all four. Blush but i'm learning...

LEMmingaround · 31/03/2014 19:16

Learning? Not with those ones fgs!!!!!!!:)

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GreenLandsOfHome · 31/03/2014 19:25

If I passed out after orgasm I think DH would freak out and take me to A&E Hmm