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to finish myself off -TMI warning

105 replies

LEMmingaround · 31/03/2014 11:29

More if an is it just me really?

Whenever dp and I have a good session, I always have to finish the job myself. Not that I don't orgasm during but whenever we are finished I have to diy to have a final different type of orgasm. I never orgasm on penetrative sex so its not that . Does anyone else find this? If I dont orgasm during the session then I don't have to do it

I also lose the ability to move my legs afterwards Blush

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Preciousbane · 31/03/2014 12:16

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Feminine · 31/03/2014 12:19

brain haemorrhages? My god!

ICanSeeTheSun · 31/03/2014 12:28

I think it like a subspace.

JohnFarleysRuskin · 31/03/2014 12:28

Brain hemorrhages? Paralysis?

Crikey!

CuntyBunty · 31/03/2014 12:32

I love this thread. I've only become properly orgasmic at the grand old age of 40 last year, thanks to MN instructions. I was going to say "help" but perhaps that could be misconstruedGrin. I still feel a bit freaky that even though I am oversexed I can't have a huge one during PIV.
Thanks to MN though, I come plenty and am going to my first swingers club with DH on SaturdayShock .

Wizardsleeveoh · 31/03/2014 12:37

YANBU.

I can orgasm during penetration (lucky me I guess) but it's my doing, if I don't 'actively seek' it then I won't.

Now, paralysis and passing out. wtf? I feel like I'm missing out although I pass on the possibility of getting a brain hemorrhage.

I shake after but only due to straining my legs.

anyway, back to my kegals. my username isn't for banter

Latraviata · 31/03/2014 12:43

Really cunty-you were advised by mners to go to a swingers club?Hmm

Marne · 31/03/2014 12:46

lol at this thread Grin I have lost feeling in my legs and had the shakes after too but luckily I have no need to finish myself off Smile.

MrsBonkers · 31/03/2014 12:49

I finish myself off too, but then I think I'm just impatient!
Not passed out, but do the crying thing sometimes.

JohnFarleysRuskin · 31/03/2014 12:50

"Thanks to mumsnet I am going to my first swingers club"!

What will the Daily Mail say?!

LEMmingaround · 31/03/2014 12:59

Icansee -subspace is a whole other level of intence ;)

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LEMmingaround · 31/03/2014 13:00

Wow cunty let us know how it goes if they are all mingers

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Koothrapanties · 31/03/2014 13:04

Cunty what advice were you given?!

Poughle · 31/03/2014 13:05

cunty can you please post a link to these mn instructions.

I have a tidier house thanks to mn... Why not a more orgasmic undercarriage?

gertiegusset · 31/03/2014 13:23

La petite mort, French for "the little death", is an idiom and euphemism for orgasm. Grin

rabbitlady · 31/03/2014 15:00

oh, i learn so much from mn, i really do.

rabbitlady · 31/03/2014 15:02

... and now I understand why, when I had a brain event, the consultant asked me very pointedly 'what were you doing at the time?' Shock

LEMmingaround · 31/03/2014 15:04

I take it your rabbits are of the furry variety?

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GemmaPomPom · 31/03/2014 15:05

Yes, please can somebody post the Mumsnet Guide to a Good Orgasm, as alluded to in Cunty's post. Thanks.

DownstairsMixUp · 31/03/2014 15:09

No advice as my sex life is pretty non exsistant at the moment! But i want what your having!

whattoWHO · 31/03/2014 15:09

I once had a black eye.
Totally coincidentally, I had an orgasm.
Wow! I thought my eye was exploding and that a messy-brained death was inevitable.
Never again will I orgasm while ive got a black eye.

Tinkerball · 31/03/2014 15:10

Not sure if you mean finishing the job off in front of your DP or in secret?

Wizardsleeveoh · 31/03/2014 15:16

Definitely wouldn't in front of DH tinkerbell he's the sensitive kind and would feel shit

CuntyBunty · 31/03/2014 15:18

I can't link at the moment, but there was a thread about good sex toys and reading Betty Dodson's book, "Sex For One". The toys most recommended were Ann Summers Ultimate "O", which works for me and also, the Love Honey Magic Wand, (good if you are a bit of a power queen; DH said it was like using a belt sander on a particularly stubborn bit of decking) and some of the Lelo brand ones.
Latraviata, MN did not advise me to go to a swingers club, rather, they helped me to open my mind as to what I might like to do sexually.
I'd love to come back and spill the beans, but I won't be coming back to justify my actions , just to spill to nosey, pervy Mnetters, like me. If I have the balls to start a whole thread all alone on such a titilating and divisive topic.

Latraviata · 31/03/2014 15:22

Noone's asking you to justify your actions cunty-if you want to go have seedy sex with a bunch of random mingers-crack on.

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