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to finish myself off -TMI warning

105 replies

LEMmingaround · 31/03/2014 11:29

More if an is it just me really?

Whenever dp and I have a good session, I always have to finish the job myself. Not that I don't orgasm during but whenever we are finished I have to diy to have a final different type of orgasm. I never orgasm on penetrative sex so its not that . Does anyone else find this? If I dont orgasm during the session then I don't have to do it

I also lose the ability to move my legs afterwards Blush

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CuntyBunty · 31/03/2014 15:26

If I don't find anyone attractive (mingers?) I won't be shagging anyone. There would be no point.

Latraviata · 31/03/2014 15:27

Well hopefully you will find a young adonis or stunner-I would'nt hold your breath though.

MysweetAudrina · 31/03/2014 15:30

I have never orgarsmed through PIV but my dh always makes me orgasm before he does. I would hate to have to do it myself afterwards. I would be feeling very resentful towards him if he was ok with that. It took a while for him to learn how to do it as expertly as he does now and I never bother with masturbation now as I much prefer when he does it. I always feel a little souless after masturbation, maybe I suffer from wankers remorse.

CuntyBunty · 31/03/2014 15:31

I'll let you knowWink
One of my main reasons for going is that I am bi curious. So there's a high possibility it'll be a woman I'll "engage with".

Flossyfloof · 31/03/2014 15:48

PIV?

CuntyBunty · 31/03/2014 15:50

Penis in Vagina, flossy.

RedFocus · 31/03/2014 15:50

Jeez I'm so glad my sex life is normal!
Passing out and/or not being able to walk after, unless it's John Wayne style Wink scares the shit out of me!
Never had to finish myself off either thankfully as that just makes having sex pointless. I orgasm at the drop of a hat though Wink dh thinks he's a sex god bahahahaha!

mrsjay · 31/03/2014 15:51

john wayne style

Flossyfloof · 31/03/2014 15:56

Oh! Hahahaha - I thought I was pretty well up on sex and sexual terms! I was thinking oh bless her, pelvic inflammatory something! No wonder I couldn't grasp it. Thanks, Bunty.
DP is a sex god. [smug]

Flossyfloof · 31/03/2014 15:57

When I said grasp it I meant grasp the meaning, not anything untoward.

AlpacaLypse · 31/03/2014 16:00

Bunty I remember that thread (I think), I thought I'd put it in Watch but apparently I hadn't - so if you could send a link when you can I'd be grateful. Ta!

LEMmingaround · 31/03/2014 16:12

I do orgasm with dp always but sometimes I have to do this extra thing or id be all over the shop. Our sex life is very vanilla though.

Have fun cunty

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Latraviata · 31/03/2014 16:37

Why do people use the term vanilla to mean not going about shagging randoms in seedy clubs or dogging spots? cunty-I am bisexual but have never felt the need to go to a swingers club. You can pick women up in normal bars/clubs. The last women I had sex with was from mother's and toddler'sWink

ICanSeeTheSun · 31/03/2014 16:42

I love my sex life ( when it happens)

I love the feeling of wobbly feeling after sex. DH is very good in that area, that sometimes it can be too much and I need to sort it out.

DH actually likes it, as it gives him even more of an idea on what I like.

joanofarchitrave · 31/03/2014 16:52

Blimey, I'll think twice before clicking on an MN sex survey after this.

'Do you - orgasm every time? Orgasm with PIV? Pass out on a regular basis? Lose the use of your legs? Sleep with a sex god? Find vibrators helpful to reach orgasm? Enjoy swingers' events? Not enjoy swingers events but go anyway? Are you a playa at the church hall? Do other women help you 'brush down the carpet' after toddler group? Masturbate after sex?

Still at least I could answer the last one as a Yes. Not because i've already had an orgasm though. We quite often finish ourselves off separately.

LEMmingaround · 31/03/2014 17:13

Latraviata - i want to come to your M&T group!!! It was me that used the term vanilla and it was in response to someone who said that they are glad they have a normal sex life - I too have a normal sex life, i just happened to mention that sometimes my orgasms are particularly intense and that i often can't move my legs after (although this could well be due to having them spread for so long, i take aaaages) and that on occasion i pass out. This was not a stealth boast (rather a full blown - aren't i lucky!) but just to highlight that its not because i haven't orgasmed that i need to finish the job.

I wouldn't say my DP is a sex god but we have been together a long time and know what the other person likes i guess.

To be fair, most of our sex life is a quickie in the morning when i don't even come close to orgasm, funnily enough, i don't feel the need to finish the job if its like that.

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Preciousbane · 31/03/2014 17:18

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LEMmingaround · 31/03/2014 17:18

Tinkerbell - i generally do it when he goes for his post shagging wee :) It only takes about 20 seconds, although i am quite happy to masturbate in front of him and will finish the job in front of him if he hasn't made me cum. Either that or i will make him attend to my breasts while i do it - the post apocalyptic orgasm finish off i think would leave him wiht a Hmm face or make him want more and i am waaaay to sensitive for him to touch me then.

If you start a new thread cunty, do come back and highlight it - i am intrigued and it all sounds very sexy on paper - i just can't get the image of my mind with lots of hippy type free love people with beards (both men and women)

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TheVictorian · 31/03/2014 17:19

When i was having intercourse with an ex i would be penetrating her and shed be rubbing her clit to orgasm (it certainly felt good when i was in her and she had just orgasmed).

Ragglefrock · 31/03/2014 17:30

Mother and Toddler pick up lines appreciated here too!! (That sounds sarcastic but I do mean it)

Ledare · 31/03/2014 17:32

"Are you a playa at the Church Hall" Grin

I once met an absolutely stunning woman at Jo Jingles. I ditched her because she only ever wanted to to my house because it suited her DD's activity schedule, or so she said.

Perhaps I missed an opportunity there Shock

Ledare · 31/03/2014 17:34

That should say, , come to my house.

Minnieisthedevilmouse · 31/03/2014 17:35

Rabbits. Nah.... Nasty old things. Myla 'the bone', much much more aesthetic and better :)

CuntyBunty · 31/03/2014 17:53

Thanks Minnie. That's another one potentially to add to my collection.

TheVictorian · 31/03/2014 17:55

Cunty You'll have to keep my updated with how the swinging goes on sat Wink . How are you feeling about it ?