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to be a bit [hmm] at the amount of threads about female genitals?

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andsmile · 22/03/2014 22:55

There just seems to be a few on the go...that is all.

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AnyFucker · 22/03/2014 22:59

Yes. Lots of "what do you call it", "do you wash it" etc

I was under the impression this was a site for grown ups. I am quite comfortable with my genitals and have been since about the age of 13. Does it take some women longer to stop yapping about them...like about 30 years or summat ? Confused

usualsuspectt · 22/03/2014 23:02

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DramaAlpaca · 22/03/2014 23:03

Yes I've noticed too. It's a bit Hmm isn't it?

Only1scoop · 22/03/2014 23:03

You say "Fanjita and I say Fanjango"
Labia versus Vulva versus vadge....
Majorum....minorum
Blimey I've seen it all today Blush

gordyslovesheep · 22/03/2014 23:03

YAsoooooooNBU

andsmile · 22/03/2014 23:05

well yes like I said Hmm not in a prudish way just because there is a few.

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AnyFucker · 22/03/2014 23:07

It makes you think

  1. there are a lot of repressed and silly women on this site who titter about genitals like they are still at primary school

  2. there are some hairy handed blokes having a good hand shandy while they goad daft mares into talking about their pissflaps

Am not sure which is worse

I often want to type grow the fuck up

NurseyWursey · 22/03/2014 23:08

I wasn't aware women can't talk about parts of their own bodies, and share stories that they necessarily wouldn't in real life.

It's a vagina. Nothing wrong with talking about it.

Only1scoop · 22/03/2014 23:09

AF ....most likely number 2 I reckonConfused

AnyFucker · 22/03/2014 23:10

you could be right, scoop Smile

andsmile · 22/03/2014 23:12

Nursey You missing the point, its not that people are/do talk about hteir own bodies its the number of threads that have appeared at the same time.

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Cuxibamba · 22/03/2014 23:13

I know. I'm not bothered about them, and haven't been for decades. I don't know anyone who could care less about what they are called, and some of them are way too tmi for me.

DramaAlpaca · 22/03/2014 23:14

I've been thinking Number 2, which is why I don't post on those threads.

But then I'm a cynical old thing.

usualsuspectt · 22/03/2014 23:14

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HighlanderMam · 22/03/2014 23:16

I noticed there was a couple about. One about the waxer cleaning op's vag, op didn't know her own anatomy.

Then another about cleaning with a flannel before sex.

Lillavilla · 22/03/2014 23:17

Yanbu. Enough already with that vulva/vagina/minni/fanny and feck knows what else business Hmm. Call it what ya want fgs.

Finola1step · 22/03/2014 23:19

Yep, I'm part if the cynical crowd too.

I avoid posting on such threads. Some posters give way too much info on them without realising that any old Tom, Dick or Harry is probably reading their posts and enjoying every word.

AnyFucker · 22/03/2014 23:21

I don't talk about my genitals ad nauseum and don't understand other grown women who do

7Days · 22/03/2014 23:21

Yes there are always the few who want to share.

i wonder is it a case of the Am I Normals

usualsuspectt · 22/03/2014 23:24

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andsmile · 22/03/2014 23:28

Ahh but I genuinely dont think it wrong to chat about something or post in health say if someone not sure. I mean there have been some classics - the vagina in the shed and the sootikins threads.....

Anyway I'll stick to my own particulars thanks

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andsmile · 22/03/2014 23:29

flaps sorry

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AnyFucker · 22/03/2014 23:31

A genuine health condition query is one thing, and of course not a problem

but threads purely to talk about washing your genitals, what do you call your genitals, what do your children call their genitals, have they seen your genitals ad nauseum .....just why ?

rabbitlady · 22/03/2014 23:34

it could be that when someone sees a thread about genitals, it prompts them to ask a question of their own that they've previously kept quiet about.

ThatBloodyWoman · 22/03/2014 23:37

I am glad that I'm not the only one who finds it all a bit ott and surplus to requirements.

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