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to be a bit [hmm] at the amount of threads about female genitals?

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andsmile · 22/03/2014 22:55

There just seems to be a few on the go...that is all.

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AnyFucker · 23/03/2014 22:00

This a public website, I don't post any intimate stuff (apart from the odd occasion when the Wine takes over my sensible side... Smile )

spence82 · 23/03/2014 22:50

I think your all being a bit paranoid about men wanking over threads like these.

There is nothing remotely sexy about them

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 23/03/2014 23:27

There's nothing sexy about dirty shoes either but some one wanted mine!

NoArmaniNoPunani · 23/03/2014 23:28

Cheeky bugger wanting them for free. You can make a lot of money selling old smelly shoes

candycoatedwaterdrops · 23/03/2014 23:42

Very pointed comments about 'grown women'. What the fuck is that about?!

I don't get why people say they're fed up of a topic. It's not mandatory to read it.

TOADfan · 24/03/2014 01:02

There is plenty of erotica and porn out there. If some man is getting off on reading about women cleaning their genitals or not, thats his problem and I would suggest that he goes to youporn or the like.

It currently wouldnt worry me, its not like anyone knows my address or who I am. Plus if someone wants to buy my dirty shoes please pm me I need the money.

GhettoPrincess001 · 24/03/2014 01:11

My husband has stated categorically that blokes would not be wanking over a thread discussing washing vaginas.

Also, can we drop the juvenile word, 'fanjo'. Did it mean fan or banjo and how did a mixture of these two words mean vagina ?

Initially I had no idea what people meant. Then it dawned on me it was a modern way of saying fanny.

I wonder if anyone is going to start a new thread about this...

andsmile · 24/03/2014 01:16

fanjo is commonly used on MN along with norks Smile

Someone already did start a thread about what we call our vaginas.

Restating point of thread there seemed to be a few threads. I didnt think they were all honest lets say.

Some people on this thread should cleary be on the fanny threads.

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GhettoPrincess001 · 24/03/2014 01:17

Well I shall stop fannying around and get on to them.

andsmile · 24/03/2014 01:23

yep

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DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 24/03/2014 07:01

Clearly your husband speaks for all males everywhere...

ParanoidLucy · 24/03/2014 07:08

Yanbu. There are some naive people on this site.

AuntieStella · 24/03/2014 07:08

"Can we drop the juvenile word, 'fanjo'?"

Good luck with that one. It's been an MN norm since about 2006.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 24/03/2014 08:17

It's been around years and not just on MN.

candycoatedwaterdrops · 24/03/2014 08:33

Fanjo is not an MN word.

andsmile · 24/03/2014 09:34

I didnt say it was a MN word. Maybe I should have said it is commonly used on MN as a name for vagina - well I think it is. Does it really matter? i dont care what we call our vaginas tbh.

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mrsjay · 24/03/2014 09:43

what I think happens is this one poster asks what do you call your bits every body says my vajajay foof cunt then it becomes like a virus so do you wash your bits do you shave your bits blah blah it is so boring but i guess it is just something you have to ignore it is just things that get stuck in peoples heads, it is like the food or who do you fancy threads it just a trend

mrsjay · 24/03/2014 09:47

the thread about washing yourself has over 300 posts I have not read it but i can't see posts about the washing your underarms getting over 300 posts I dont get it either

TillyTellTale · 24/03/2014 10:08

ghettoprincess01 is it him or you that thinks all men everywhere share the same interests?

Does he know that some men aren't even attracted to women, although he is? If he's not interested in the furry fandom, dogging or [removed by Tilly to protect you all]*, then they don't exist, right?

*I had some more examples here, but I backspaced, because one of you lot would google them. Grin Then it would become an in-joke, and totally destroy MN's reputation.

andsmile · 24/03/2014 10:44

anyhoos I thought foof washing would be coverd by the bloody shower threads Grin or should that be strip wash threads?

I think I need to take a break from MN Hmm

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mrsjay · 24/03/2014 10:47

foof washing sounds like it is some sort of ritual women do and worship to the goddess

andsmile · 24/03/2014 22:34

Shock there is a godess down there? Mayeb Im usnghte wrong soap after all Grin

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andsmile · 24/03/2014 22:35

Maybe and using - fuck (sorry)

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TheTerribleBaroness · 24/03/2014 22:43

My inner goddess has just rolled her eyes.

andsmile · 25/03/2014 13:12

I really don't hink I have an goddess down there - maybe she left?

AIBU to think my DH has frightened my inner goddess away lol Grin

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