...to ask if people give their fanjos a quick clean before sex?

[jolenjolene]

Another thread has got me thinking... I shower every day, usually in the morning. I wash myself with non-perfumed soap. I am not a sweaty or smelly person, at all. However, if I think it likely that DH and I are going to, ahem, have relations, I will usually pop into the bathroom and give my fanjo a wipe with a wet washcloth. No perfumes or wet wipes! Otherwise I worry that it will smell sweaty and just not very good. However, I have always wondered: is this weird or do other people do this?

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Thank you, Livid, for that precise description of why it is not on to have a long unwashed undercarriage.

No one will necessarily tell you but you should do your own investigations, if unsure ...

I will say that vaginal secretions during arousal do mask some of it but as I don't get that wet these days (hormonal changes and all), I have to be more scrupulous.

The crackfox that magic tree comment was brill lol

"Clag nuts stuck to male bum hair anyone?"
Not for me thanks Moomins I'm trying to cut down on them (Are clag nuts the same as poo crumbs BTW? ) Perhaps a pooey sweaty skid mark on sheets instead? They really make me heave.

I usually find a quick scrub with a Brillo pad followed by a jet wash will get off the worst of it!

"tangier"

If Ive had a wink reciprocated then I splash a bit of water around but that's all. After people mentioning the risk of stale wee though, I'm going to keep baking powder by the loo from now on. Super cleaning power and no after scent. It's the FuFu's secret agent! I've heard a cider vinegar swill after will neutralise the PH balance too

Yeah same thing, had it with an ex once boak

YANBU.

I shower every day when I wake up and every night just before I go to bed.

Love these comments

I would never use a baby wipe on my vulva, the smell would be just wrong!
I don't use soap, but if the opportunity arose, then a quick wipe with a wet flannel would suffice (along with regular baths or showers). If there was no opportunity then it wouldn't worry me at all.

All this pre-planned sex is very surprising to me too. We're not exactly red hot but at least it's always spontaneous

What the hell is wrong with planned sex? It can be incredibly sexy. DH knows I am planning on shagging him later, I have made it clear to him. We can spend the rest of the day getting each other worked up to a frenzy and it will be red hot by the time the kids have gone to bed!
Planned also allows for slipping into something sexy or handing him the controller to my remote control vibrating egg.

Hmmm i actually prefer going down on DP when he's had a shower that morning rather than 5 mins ago.
I like the natural smell/taste of his body. Otherwise it's just like meh?Obviously had he not showered in over a day that would be a bit off putting .

Anyone thinks that that area is imune from sweating as seems to be a common view around here has not kissed, licked and generally enjoyed one er face to face so to speak. Not complaining just saying.

no? but then again i only ever wash the hair anyway the rest takes care of itself?

plus you're supposed to pee after it helps prevent cystitis apparently xx

No if you shower/bath everyday, there is no need for extra cleaning

I hope you all a have specific fanny flannels.

Why dig up a year old Zombie thread about fanny washing?

No, me too thenight mine wiffs a bit at the end of the day. I too do the drawers down, quick wipe routine with a slightly soapy flannel. I appreciate it when he washes his cock as well.

what does meh mean?

meh is a shrug/who cares

I like to shower/bath or wet wipe if feeling lazy. DH has to be clean. Can't bear the smell of unwashed man bits and would not be able to dtd with an unwashed partner.
Fwiw DH says he doesn't care about whether my fanjo has been washed or not it is always good

zombie thread

I do. As I expect dp to be cleAn before we dtd.
I also wash myself or at least my bits afterwards.

ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE

I was once sick all over my first proper boyfriend's Willy as the smell was horrific, imagine what to say to that happening:)

We split up soon after....

Not so 'proper' then was he foreverton?

I just spray mine with Febreze.