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To be really tired of seeing Kim Kardashian's big arse every time I open a paper?

120 replies

Sparklysilversequins · 18/03/2014 19:07

Just sick of it! If she's not displaying it herself in semi pornographic poses then photographers are doing their best to capture it from angles that make it look absolutely massive. I don't give the Kardashian clan too much consideration but I have no choice but to be aware of KK when every time I open a paper there's her fat arse stuck out of it!

It's an arse Kim, we've ALL got one!

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Smilesandpiles · 18/03/2014 19:10

YANBU

I don't see what the fuss is to be honest. She has a big arse (something most women would NOT want) and her dad was OJ Simpsons lawer or something. Whoop-be-fucking-do.

The whole fuss about celebs baffles me.

Forgettable · 18/03/2014 19:11

You are reading the wrong papers m'dear

Sparklysilversequins · 18/03/2014 19:12
Grin
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harriet247 · 18/03/2014 19:14

It defies gravity, i am in awe and slight terror everytime i see it

NewtRipley · 18/03/2014 19:14

Sorry to ask, but what is she famous for?

Did she do anything before she was on the documentary thing?

phonebox · 18/03/2014 19:14

Stop reading the Daily Fail, m'dear!

ListenToTheLady · 18/03/2014 19:15

I showed DP KK's apparently modified (to be even larger) arse just now and he nearly fell off his chair in shock. While DD aged 4 laughed her head off at the "lady's big bum bum".

DP recovered himself and instructed DD not to laugh at people with big bums or ever read Grazia.

[shame]

Sparklysilversequins · 18/03/2014 19:15

I do NOT read the Mail! It was in Heat! Wink

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ListenToTheLady · 18/03/2014 19:16

oops I meant Blush

UnicornCrisps · 18/03/2014 19:18

She shagged someone (ray j?) and 'leaked' the video newt so no, she didn't do anything of note. She was/is a dingleberry on the arse of any slightly famous male who would be seen with her.

phonebox · 18/03/2014 19:19

Hehe, Heat. I used to read that in my school library to get the spoilers on Bad Girls. because I fancied the druggy prison warden

Erm, anyway, YANBU for being annoyed at Kim's arse, but YABU to read Heat. HTH!

Odaat · 18/03/2014 19:20

She is famous for doing a porno with a young rapper years ago. (He peed on her in it apparently , class!!!)
Her arse is unbelievably bad. JLO's is sexy , KK's is scary!
She is now a mother and still chooses to be all about her ass and selfies, who'da thought she could get any lower than her golden shower days 'eh!
(I know all of this from bein addicted to a wonderful site Celebitchy , which loves to trash her in funny articles) I am a bad person, I know.

Odaat · 18/03/2014 19:22

Ah yes ! Sorry, it wasn't a porno apparantly! It was a private video that she later found to have deliberately leaked (with the help of her mother - true story!)

NewtRipley · 18/03/2014 19:30

Thankyou all.

I didn't know it was as pathetic as that. She's gone further down in my estimation than before (not that I spend a lot of time thinking about her , but her big puffy lips do keep popping up in Grazia)

PigletJohn · 18/03/2014 20:19

Why do you keep buying arse papers?

WhosRachel · 18/03/2014 20:26

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KeinBock · 18/03/2014 20:28

It's the gormlessly frozen face that gets me...

crazyspaniel · 18/03/2014 20:30

Is she the one who kept herself out of public view for months while she regained her pre-pregnancy figure?

Should have fucking stayed there.

JenJoWilson · 18/03/2014 20:31

I am a bit addicted to looking at Daily Mail online, I know, the shame! But a guilty pleasure is the comments section when a story on KK is printed. Some hilarious individuals in the world cheer me up no end :)

Treaclepot · 18/03/2014 20:32

I still don't know who she is. Or why she is famous. I probably dont want to really have read this thread.

AchyFox · 18/03/2014 20:34

Who is Kim Kardashian ?

Will she be in the FT ?

PigletJohn · 18/03/2014 20:37

yes

no arse though AFAIK

SuburbanRhonda · 18/03/2014 20:38

deliberately leaked a golden shower video Grin

exexpat · 18/03/2014 20:41

I think you need to switch to the FT or the Guardian - both a Kardashian-free zone, in my experience.

I can also recommend the Economist and BBC Wildlife for being refreshingly celebrity-free (except for David Attenborough, and he doesn't tend to show off his rear end, ).

EmmaGellerGreen · 18/03/2014 20:50

Who is she? I keep seeing her and her arse but don't have a clue why she is a celeb. Is it just on account of her arse?

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