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To be really tired of seeing Kim Kardashian's big arse every time I open a paper?

120 replies

Sparklysilversequins · 18/03/2014 19:07

Just sick of it! If she's not displaying it herself in semi pornographic poses then photographers are doing their best to capture it from angles that make it look absolutely massive. I don't give the Kardashian clan too much consideration but I have no choice but to be aware of KK when every time I open a paper there's her fat arse stuck out of it!

It's an arse Kim, we've ALL got one!

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DownstairsMixUp · 19/03/2014 16:01

I'm sick of seeing her. All though it's my fault as we get free mags to flick through at work that are going to be sent back. I don't really give a shit if she's got a massive arse. I've got a massive arse to, maybe I'll start posing belfie's and letting it hang out all over the shop!

WorraLiberty · 19/03/2014 16:02

You said she's got a fat arse

That's slagging her off really isn't it?

I don't know. My point anyway is that women really are women's harshest critics imo...not the media or men.

Sparklysilversequins · 19/03/2014 16:09

No it isn't! She makes her living out of her big arse! She has fat injected into it to make it bigger. It's her "thing" It's what she wants to be known for. It's not slagging it off, it is describing the arse as she wishes it to be presented to us on a constant basis, as explained repeatedly throughout the thread.

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Sparklysilversequins · 19/03/2014 16:13

Please do downstairs it would be refreshing to see a different arse out there! Wink

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WorraLiberty · 19/03/2014 16:13

Ok so you'd presumably walk up to a similar looking person in a shop and say, "Excuse me, can you move your fat arse out of the way so I can get by?" and that wouldn't be rude? Grin

I don't read tabloids and Heat magazine etc, because they all get on my nerves so I do understand your annoyance.

I just watch the news on TV or log on to the BBC website.

Sparklysilversequins · 19/03/2014 16:17

No of course not Grin. But I doubt they'd be sticking it in my face expecting it to be admired and commented on would they? Hope not anyway!

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WorraLiberty · 19/03/2014 16:25

See that's what I mean, of course you wouldn't because saying someone has a fat arse is slagging them off...whether the fat is natural or injected Grin

PigletJohn · 19/03/2014 16:25

I am pretty sure that Kim has never forced me to buy an Arse magazine and then insisted on sticking it in my face.

I think I'd remember.

If you don't like looking at Arse magazines, why do it?

Sparklysilversequins · 19/03/2014 16:30

No it isn't worra, not in this case. I think I have explained a few times now as have a couple of other posters so let's just agree to disagree on this one shall we?

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Smilesandpiles · 19/03/2014 16:32

As far as I can see, if someone injects fat into their arse then it's a BIG FAT ARSE. It's an ARSE, it has FAT injected into it and it's BIG.

They don't care as it's what they want, other people don't care - it's not their arse, the only ones who care are the ones who have nothing better to be offended about and are making a huge deal about someone else's BIG FAT ARSE.

Sparklysilversequins · 19/03/2014 16:39

piglet rest assured that I would never purchase a KK "arse" magazine, I wish they existed though, then her arse would be corralled safely in one location and I wouldn't have to see it or hear about it on a daily basis.

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londonrach · 19/03/2014 17:00

Who and what papers... Am I missing something?

DownstairsMixUp · 19/03/2014 17:13

I will not be shoving my fat arse in anyone's face ala KK, I understand that not everyone likes my fat bum so I will keep it to myself!

MargotLovedTom · 19/03/2014 17:17

Don't buy heat, and don't go on the Daily Mail website. Those two simple actions will reduce your risk of exposure to The Bottom by about 90%.

AngelaDaviesHair · 19/03/2014 17:23

If you want big arse discussions and selfies ad nauseam, you want www.mediatakeout.com. It's ok, don't thank me.

Odaat · 19/03/2014 17:24

Bahahaha! Monica are you for real woman? Me get off my soapbox!? Gees if anyone is blindly ranting it is you! I read what you said, I understood what your posts said and what they implied ( I am educated to master degree level thanks) get off you bloody high horse, stop bein some wailing martyr for an idiot and calm down. No one has an ass that huge in RL! Not if they are her size, it i common knowledge she has had it enhanced for Christ sake! It's not fat bashing, its surgery bashing and if that's bullying so be it! We are bullying a woman who is the epitome of what is wrong with society today. But its nt bullying, any same logical minded person would see we hve a mere opinion on her ridiculous rear. Its odd and grotesque and everything it stands for is vain and detestful, as is she. Now JLO etc their arses are naturual and sexy- big, but a bigs difference! Get over yourself and stop exaggerating what people are saying ...

monicalewinski · 19/03/2014 17:36

Odaat, master degree level? Whatevs!

I can assure you I'm not ranting, not a wailing martyr and not accusing anyone of bullying.

Just think it's a bit shitty to bang on about women having fat arses - the sort of thing I expect from the silly little boys at work, but not grown women (especially those who claim to be liberal feminists!!).

Robfordscrack · 19/03/2014 17:43

That picture of JLo in the link is HEAVILY photoshopped. Don't believe everything you see on the web. or in heat, especially circle of shame - do you really think a celebrity would go out with big sweat stains on their clothes/huge pimple of their face when they have assistants and stylists or do you think someone in the heat office just exaggerated with a bit of Photoshop?

Odaat · 19/03/2014 17:46

Haha Monica shall i post you my fucking grad pic? Funnily enough it is in literature too, so I am capable of understanding what people write pretttty well...

AngelaDaviesHair · 19/03/2014 17:47

Love it when people get so cross they tell you their tertiary education achievements!

monicalewinski · 19/03/2014 17:49

Don't bother odaat, I'm not really interested tbh - sorry if I gave the impression I was.

Odaat · 19/03/2014 17:49

I cannot believe I am having this argument ... Hahah! Anything beats the ironing huh!?

Sparklysilversequins · 19/03/2014 17:49

But, again, no one is banging on about "women" with fat arses and criticising them as a group, in the manner of silly little boys at work. We are talking about ONE woman who has made a career out of her big arse and WANTS everyone to talk about it so shows it off at every available opportunity.

What is SO hard to understand about that? Confused

I would say to you that you have more of a negative perception of women having fat arses than anyone else on this thread because you seem to see it as such a terrible attack. It's not an attack, it is a description that KK wants and seeks. She flaunts it BECAUSE it's big, we see so much of it because it's big. I am not INSULTING her I am describing it as she wishes it to be described.

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Odaat · 19/03/2014 17:50

Oh thats a pity Monica - I was rather desperate to impress you and all... Never mindy!

AngelaDaviesHair · 19/03/2014 17:51

We are talking about ONE woman who has made a career out of her big arse and WANTS everyone to talk about it so shows it off at every available opportunity

There are loads of them in the US, but it was KK who took it global and is now the face (or should that be 'arse'?) of the movement.