To think some of you spend far too much time on Mumsnet and I feel sorry for your children

[HoneyDragon]

It's been one of those weekends on here. I wanted to get in with this one first, before someone else did.

I wanted to spend time with my children
DS told me to go away as he is studying and DD was shagging her boyfriend with company .
Mumsnet is all I have (sadface)

I spent far too much time on one thread yesterday I ruined the dinner.

DD was not impressed I served her rocks instead of roasties.

I usually lurk more than I post, but for some reason I've been addicted to MN for 2 days.

Sex before marriage?!

Indeed, the wee hoor

Oh blimey thanks for reminding me I was meant to pick DSD from his school trip...um.. last Thursday oh just a minute just one last AIBU thread and I'll try to find the car keys

My poor little waifs are playing barefoot in the street. I wonder if they're cold ?

See what I mean I forgot he's DSS not DSD

Mine is 23 but I do spend too much time here.

Fuck! I forgot to have children!

Daisy

You need to start a thread asking where your car keys are before you look for them.

I'm a great mum and ensure my DD is kept busy with a long list of chores. that I should be doing but it frees up time for more mumsnet

My being on mumsnet ensures that she benefits from being adept at all household duties and will make some man a very good little wife when she's 18

I have arranged some oranges artistically in a wooden bowl so my housework is done (thank you Shirley Conran). Time to perv look at the Musketeers thead.

My DS is...erm...no idea

MN cage

^^^^ got one of them for my DC, don't worry they have 1 each.

They have their tablets and I chuck a few bottle of water and some crisps. What more do they need

Children? I have children?? Bugger, forgot for a whole there...

while

HadABadHairDay

Have you changed the newspaper from under them? It does need doing regularly I find.

Are you supposed to put newspaper down

Who?

It's 3am. I'm breastfeeding dd2 but you're right. I should be stimulating her more. I'll put the lights on and start singing songs.

My dc are 22 and 18. They don't need me to look after them any more (sobs quietly). MN is my only outlet ....

Too busy to respond I'm afraid.

I have drugged my children into a stupor so they are unaware of my MNetting. When they awake there is a little pile of pure sugar beside each of their Xboxes, they will be fine.

Besides, being on MN stops me sleeping with all the young men in my road.

The house is not neglected as I have illegal immigrants cleaning it, taking jobs for brits who are even now sitting at home on massive benefits.

OH is at work. DD1 at Uni, DD2 at college. Im self-employed, work from home. Freely admit during the last few weeks have done almost sweet f.a. in the mornings apart from breakfast and 1 hour of resentful housework. & not too much in the afternoons either. I get like that when the days are brighter. Minutes before everyone arrives home my brow is furrowed, glasses perched on my nose, work screens open MN screen minimised, as hard evidence that I haven't had a minute to myself all day...