to wonder what a dadsnet would look like?

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There are so many threads about seemingly useless husbands/dads/boyfriends. I wonder if a dadsnet would have an equal number of threads about useless wives/mothers/girlfriends.

These are so funny and so true..!

Aibu to think dw ahould suck me off on more than just birthday and valentines

Everyone-yanbu

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It would still have parking threads, but the suggested remedies for parking problems would be more, er, proactive.

"AIBU? My wife wants the washing sorted into whites, darks, being he, misty buff, whatever. I can't be arsed. Genuinely who is right?"

"Your wife wants you to do washing? If she doesn't like how you do it, she needs to do it herself. Fuck it up a few times, she'll soon learn."

"My DW gets annoyed when I tell her to hurry up when we're going out. I only remind her once a minute and only shouted up from downstairs so she as to switch off the hair dryer to hear me. Why does she get so annoyed?"

Dunno mate. Have you tried revving the engine and hooting instead?

"My children haven't been invited to a wedding what do you think?"

Who-hoo!! Get drunk.

"We've not been invited to a wedding, what should I do?"

Who cares? Weddings are boring.

"My friend is formula feeding, I think she's wrong, what do you think?"

They can do what they want, their choice. What's formula feeding?

My wife has done the shopping and yet there's nothing in for tea, only ingredients. And now she's gone out. What do I feed the kids?

"They can do what they want, their choice. What's formula feeding?"

"Bottles, not tit. Tit is better, they stay bigger for ages, and you don't have to take over etc."

This thread has made me laugh!

"I have feelings for another woman"

Reply "is she fit?"

Thread: My DP has just come out.

Reply: you lucky bastard. Threesome, here you come.

Reply 2: post pix please

Apparently it was my turn to cook. So I ordered a takeaway pizza. Wife is pissed off now. What did I do wrong

Reply. Dunno mate maybe she fancied chinese.

Emoticons: footballs, beer mugs, darts, boobs etc.

Thread: I am just off to do the weekly shop. What shall I buy?

Reply: Mince, onions, Doritos, mince, pickled onions, mince, beer, pork pies, ginsters, pork scratchings and mince

Just picked up my new car, so came home early from work to show DW. When I got home, she wasn't around, but I could hear noises coming from the bedroom. I ran upstairs to announce my arrival and when I got to our room, there she was: in bed shagging the next door neighbour! Have kicked her out, but dunno what to do next.

Reply: What car did you get, mate?

God, that's not a male version of mn. Most threads are started by women wanting a male opinion but getting a female one anyway.

"I've just had a wedding invitation with no gift list but a request for money. What do you all think about this? Never heard of it before!"

"Ace! No shopping for gravy boats or towel bales. Just shove £30 in the card on the way to the wedding, bish-bash-bosh, job's a good un!"

"I wish ALL wedding couples would do this. It's so thoughtful not to want their guests traipsing around shops for them."

"I got to Sainsburys earlier on and couldn't find these P&C spaces that my DW is always on about. Anyone know where they usually are?"

"Fuck knows, mate. Did you notice if they were still doing the BOGOF on 4 packs of Guinness?"

I'm going to Aldi for the first time. What should I buy?

Reply: Scuba gear, a Class 10 SD card, a lobster and some gin.

"My DW says that someone that I am mates with is 'Wendying' me? WTF does that mean?!"

"I think it means he's trying to turn people against you. Why don't you ask him what the fuck his beef is?"

"Yeah I think I will, tonight, down the pub. Mano a mano."

"Chin the cunt if he gets lippy. Make sure you've got someone to hold your pint and coat. Good luck. "

"when I changed ds's nappy earlier I was a bit worried as it seems a bit sloppy and was a bit lighter than usual"

"seriously? You looked at the contents of your ds's nappy? Why?"

(or at least that would be dh's helpful contribution!)

"My pregnant DW is weeping because she says she is hungry but everything in our house and the whole of the co-op is 'disgusting'. WWYD?"