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AIBU?

To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/02/2014 16:15

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

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Oblomov · 20/02/2014 17:34

Aramis
Athos
D'artagnan
Porthos

Capaldi? No sorry.

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MadBusLady · 20/02/2014 17:42

Mintyy I do live near you but I moved down from Norf since The Experience, sorry Grin It was the W7.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/02/2014 18:19

I'll Pm you Mintyy!

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Beeyump · 20/02/2014 18:27

Hmph, I want to hear it too!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/02/2014 18:39

Ok!!

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HermioneWeasley · 20/02/2014 18:41

MTM, me too! I get my kicks vicariously

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/02/2014 18:42

Aha but are you in the secret Capaldi Almighty club?!?

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LetUsPrey · 20/02/2014 18:45

Aramis.
Then Aramis.
Then Aramis several more times.

There's a bit near the end of the third episode where he says "whipping?" and makes a whipping noise. I've watched it a few times.

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kungfupannda · 20/02/2014 18:49

I wonder what would happen to MN if Sherlock Holmes ever went through some strange wormhole in time and ended up in Musketeer-land.

I suspect it might need a major reboot, after thousands of keyboards exploded with naughty words....

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curiousuze · 20/02/2014 18:51

I sat behind Capaldi once on a sleazyjet flight to Glasgow. He drew in a sketchbook the whole way and ignored my heavy breathing

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curiousuze · 20/02/2014 18:51

Oh, and Aramis.

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sarahandemily · 20/02/2014 18:52

If I knew which one was which I mightn't be able to tell you. Nobody else have that problem?

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hugoagogo · 20/02/2014 19:00

Porthos

You can have the rest [magnanimous]

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/02/2014 19:42

Normally I judge how much I fancy a gentleman by how much I want to smother him in Betty Crocker vanilla icing. I'd need to just take them all to the factory for this session because it would be easier! We'd need a mini bus. Or perhaps we should stick to the appropriate genre and go for coach and four.

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LeBearPolar · 20/02/2014 20:26

As I clicked back onto this thread, the MN ad came up requesting that I tell them my most intimate thoughts...

Really, MN?

I think MNHQ might combust if I were to do that!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/02/2014 20:48

Phew! I wouldn't even know where to begin.

I remember em being on The One Show a while back. Fiona Bruce was sat right in the middle of them. I never imagined feeling jealousy for Fiona Bruce but I really did!

Sexysexysexysexy

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Pumpkinpositive · 20/02/2014 20:57

I would bang them all like a storm door in a hurricane.

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KrevlornswathoftheDeathwokClan · 20/02/2014 21:11

Athos
D'artagnan
The Cardinal
Porthos
Aramis

They make me slick with horn. DP is Hmm at the whole thing.

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LeBearPolar · 20/02/2014 21:18

Oh that pic.



I have just realised that we can't upload pics to this this thread. Can we get it moved to a topic where we can? Because there are a LOT of pics out there.

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Haggischucker · 20/02/2014 21:35

I thought I was alone, none of my friends watch it and husband now leaves room for me to watch it alone (as he takes the piss and is all about the dialogue- pants!)

Definitely D'Artagnan for me, mmmmm! However, I would still prefer captain jack sparrow - just a little bit dirtier, less ethics and I def have a thing for the eyeliner!

:)

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/02/2014 21:46

Haha haggis, we are married to the same man!

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LetUsPrey · 20/02/2014 22:00

I was ill in bed last week for a couple of days. All four episodes on iplayer. Very nice - especially when Aramis threw himself on top of Queen Anne during the prison break out Grin

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CumberCookie · 20/02/2014 22:10

Totally NBU. I feel the same....faints

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CorusKate · 20/02/2014 22:23

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LeBearPolar · 21/02/2014 08:09

CorusKate can you stay focused on the matter in hand?

We are drooling over this

NOT this!

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