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To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

999 replies

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/02/2014 16:15

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

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LeBearPolar · 20/02/2014 16:56

BTW, thank you for this thread. It's been very lonely, just me and my D'Artagnan thoughts, since the series started. I don't think anyone I know in RL watches it!

bearsprout · 20/02/2014 16:56

Well I wouldn't shag any of them. So there.

Dumbledoresgirl · 20/02/2014 16:56

I can't believe Peter Capaldi is even under consideration. Shock He is just one of those utterly unsexy men imo. But I'm glad he floats someone's boat: more Aramis for me! Grin

squoosh · 20/02/2014 16:56

It's on BBC One on Sunday nights. It's a bit of swashbuckly fluff and my lady parts are surely dead because I don't fancy a one of them.

Mintyy · 20/02/2014 16:58

What bus MBL?? Don't you live near me? You're not saying he's local are you?

Willyoulistentome · 20/02/2014 16:58

My phone's autocorrect is ruining my life at the moment..
C.a.p.a.l.d.i...I meant.

FryOneFatManic · 20/02/2014 16:58

sadsaddersaddest

Try looking at some of these images, and you might get an idea what's behind this thread... Grin

Willyoulistentome · 20/02/2014 16:59

.... as in I wouldn't.

FryOneFatManic · 20/02/2014 17:00

Have to admit I've not even watched the programme, just saw pics of D'artagnan and thought "wow"

LeBearPolar · 20/02/2014 17:01

But Fry, he's so much better in motion Grin

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/02/2014 17:01

OMG! Capaldi is sex on a stick. I love his eyes and he has killer cheekbones, the sexiest hands and fucking hell that VOICE! Mmm. Shouty angry swearing Capaldi gives me the raging lady boner.

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bearsprout · 20/02/2014 17:02

Erm OK I take that back. For the rest of us:

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FryOneFatManic · 20/02/2014 17:03

LeBearPolar sadly, I'm usually at my local swimming pool at that time, as it's one of the few times I can get to do fitness swimming, and I really need to get fit.

Stinklebell · 20/02/2014 17:03

I think it's one of those programmes where it's all in the costume and character

Peter Capaldi - fuck no
Richelieu - maybe

Bit like Rock of Ages, can't bear Tom Cruise normally, but disgusted myself with my thoughts about him in Rock of Ages,

LeBearPolar · 20/02/2014 17:04

iplayer is your friend...

now I do feel very guilty because I also need to get fit and instead waste time drooling over the fitness of D'Artagnan Sad

LeBearPolar · 20/02/2014 17:05

Stinklebell, that's it exactly, I think. Not with the Capaldi thing, but the costume/character. The long hair, the lots and lots of leather, the swords, etc.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/02/2014 17:06

Even the women and the horses make me horny...

I also had an AMAZING Capaldi related experience last year but if I say what it is I might out myself!

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LeBearPolar · 20/02/2014 17:06

bearsprout - I can see the appeal of Constance but not sure why everyone (on the programme) keeps banging on about how beautiful Milady is.

Hoppinggreen · 20/02/2014 17:07

Thank you FRY!!!!
much hotness in leather

tinkertitonk · 20/02/2014 17:08

But MTM if you namechange then you will have outed somebody altogether else, see?

Bowlersarm · 20/02/2014 17:09

Athos

Then anyone and everyone else.

Except capaldi - eugh.

FryOneFatManic · 20/02/2014 17:09

Hotness in leather is definitely a good way of looking at it Grin

pinkandsparklytoo · 20/02/2014 17:14

I think I'd have Aramis first. Then D'artagnan. Then the rest Grin

squoosh · 20/02/2014 17:21

I might plunder the men from Game of Thrones whilst you lot are perving all over 17th century Paris.

Mintyy · 20/02/2014 17:33

I want to hear it MTM!