To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

Yes, definitely the sword fighting, and the fact that they look a little bit dirty whilst swishing about in cloaks and boots

I was gutted last week when they got bumped for the bloody Baftas. Who wants to watch that shit when there are hunky men with swords?

Oh I told my husband how I'd manage to entertain five of them...but a sixth would just have to watch until there was a space available.

Worriedmum I think you're getting a little too over excited and that phone of yours isn't helping!

Apparently there's a storyline to it though. I've not noticed! Too busy just looking at it all with bulgy eyes. The production is stunning though. Oh the costumes! There's no need for a story.

I'm so flustered at the prospect I can't control my phone.

I'd find a way to make it work. Perhaps three at a time while two dual near by. In damp white shirts.

Oooh oooh, did I tell you what happened to me on Thursday 19th December 2013 at about 2 in the afternoon?

I read the title as "To not know who from Mumsnet I'd boff first"

As you were...

YOU HAD ALL THREE MUSKETEERS PLUS CAPALDI?

I reckon I would look great in one of those corsets too - I've still got awesome knockers and the long skirt would hide my cankles!!

Yabu.

Obviously Aramis. Or D'Artagnag.

OK. yanbu.

Pleased that I won't have to queue for too long for Aramis!

D'Artagnan is pretty, but he just seems soooo young. You can keep Capaldi, I preferred Tim Curry in the film.

Oh oh oh AND apparently SEAN PERTWEE is in one of the episodes. It's such Sunday night Ladyporn.

Mintyy....SPILL!

It's not as if I can now get any work done anyway...

Yes, come on Mintyy. Pleease.

I was on my way to do some Christmas shopping at John Lewis Oxford Street. But was v hungry (no lunch, see) so went in to the big Pret A Manger on the corner of Hanover Square. Twas heaving in there (just before Christmas see?) so I had to share a table with a smartly dressed middle aged curly haired greying man ...

Aramis
Athos
Porthos
Captain trevielle
The cardinal
Dartagnon

In that order.

Twice.

:)

The only one who tickles my fancy is D'artagnan. Long dark hair and dark eyes. Mmmmm

Luckily I did not all over the table . He was on his laptop. He had a beautiful really expensive-looking navy blue coat on.

Lucky Mintyy!

Back to the subject. OBVIOUSLY it would be Porthos. He is all man!

I have a sighting too. I'd half noticed a tall, vaguely familiar figure at the bus stop but thought nothing of it as I vaguely recognised a lot of our neighbours and didn't look directly at him.

Then when he was sat behind me on the bus a phone rang and Malcolm Tucker's voice answered and I nearly jumped out of my skin.

Aramis definitely.

Would consider a threesome with D'Artagnan.

Maybe he just goes round London trolling MNers. Is there a word for nice trolling?

...and you are correct about the cartoon dog ranking, Malcolm.

It's D'Artagnan who has me all of a quiver. I mean seriously filthy thoughts. And I am nineteen years older than him. That is wrong in so many ways that I don't even know where to start.

Aramis is definitely there too, but it's something about D'Artagnan's mouth...

When he rescued Constance from whatshisface ex-Musketeer, and later with the teaching her how to shoot, I was wishing that was me...

But I've never seen the actor in anything else and when I googled him, I realised it's one of those (like Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn) where it's definitely all about the character rather than the actor, iyswim.

Peter Capaldi does nothing for me. You're all welcome to him

Ask the musketeers, the captain. Yes I can see that...but Canadian??? Seriously??? Nah.

The Three Musketeers is my favourite book and I have no idea what programme you are talking about. Could someone enlighten me?