To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

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It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

Definitely more than one filth at a time too!

I wonder is there a demographic connection. Like does our age group, background etc impact upon our desire for filthy filth dressed in leather with or without boots?

Interesting to me anyway

Yep its the filth...and maybe the boots and leather Aramis is so not clean i hope

Don't you love the way their shirts are always open a little bit so you can see their hairy manly chest hairs?

Couldn't agree more MTM re the shirts.

For instance, I think this is a good example

ALL the musketeers, in no particular order

You can keep Mr. Capaldi, though, he just doesn't do it for me at all ...

That's fine, Feckless, I will

I like the hats...

and the boots

Can I just ask where poor old King whathisface is on our shag list?!

Hmmm

Porthos would be first choice if I could get round the fact that he lookas a bit too much like Craig Charles.

Aramis - yup.
The other one - no - too stupid looking

The moody one. No. Who could be bothered with a moody fucker?

oh it's just sooo difficult to decide ....

King is nowhere-he looks like a spaniel and that's not right.

Actually I suspect Porthos would be the best of the bunch ...

D'Artagnion ( is that how do you spell it? ) is a bit of a boy wonder and would peak too soon. Athos is a moody but beautiful piss-head and might have the sulks on several levels. Aramis is a complete tart and would probably be checking his hair at inoppotune moments - and I totally agree with the earlier supposition regarding Porthos and allyways and wicked twinkles ( also he's built like a barn which is definitely a good thing ) so we have a winner!

Form an orderly queue by the chicken shed ...

The King doesn't feature at all

My list isn't actually that long. Only Athos really features on it.

D'artagnan - at a stretch
Aramis - too clean and I've come to the conclusion that he's a bit weasily actually
Porthos - nah
Capaldi and the other bloke - no

Porthos would be first choice if I could get round the fact that he lookas a bit too much like Craig Charles.

Yes, that's it. He does look a bit like Craig Charles! I've been wondering why I didn't find him attractive but couldn't quite put my finger on why not

Poor Porthos is going to be drained out by the time mumsnet has finished with him! He's going to be a busy chap.

I bet Athos would just get even more angry with it all the attention it's giving them. Aramis would try his best to pick some of us off for himself. D'Artagnan would no doubt just smile and thing how lovely and wonderful it all is while writing in a diary about snogging. while Richelieu would do his best to poison as many of us as possible after conning us into flashing him a look at our norks.

Athos. Every day of the fucking week.

Athos..that duel in the last episode, oh sweet lordy yes!

Third Star is indeed a really good film.

LMAO at nobody wanting the king...he really does look like a spaniel and I'm glad it's not just me who noticed it.

He looks SO much like a spaniel that every time I see him, I think "Oh, that's King Charles". I have no idea which actual king he's supposed to be (one of the 8 million Louis?)

I'm not in the queue for Porthos, btw. Just happily amusing myself with the other three.

Well, this thread has cheered me up no end whilst I endure day 3 of sitting on the sofa with suspected Black Death (possibly a cold).

Athos first came to my attention when he played the son of Casanova in, er, Casanova a while back. He almost distracted me from David Tennant. He was good in The Hour too.

NOTHING distracts me from David Tennant.

nothing

Note my use of almost

I am thoroughly pleased that it's got a second season.

Nothing like a bit of leather and sword fighting to make the heart beat faster.

Mmmm David Tennant. Now there is another example of a gentleman who almost made my vage twitch right off when he appeared in Fright night with those ever so tight leather trousers on and his little titties out. Holy Gallifrey!

David Tennant? Really???

No accounting for taste

Athos was David Tennant's son in Casanova?!? That can't be right!