AIBU to ask you all to tell me a secret

[deburca]

Ill go first! I quite fancy my friends gay brother! lol

I had a silver bracelet when I was very little - I think it was a christening present. My mum told me not to wear it but I did. I dropped it down a grate in the floor of the church. I bet its still there. I think I was three.

my husband has been treating me like shit lately i finally flamed him the other day we spent an entire day sniping about it and i would not give any ground at all i told him i was right END OF we have now agreed not to discuss the subject any more (but i got my apology)

i have a different facebook profile and my husbands ex is friends on it as is my daughters fathers wife neither of them know its me, so i now know that my ex has a job and is not planning to tell csa about it and i can see when my husbands ex is planning on attacking us again because she announces it on facebook "sick to death of my ex looking happy who wants to call social services with me" is just one of her status updates! yes it might be considered wrong but they friend requested me all i did was accept

I ate a pack of cadbury fingers in one sitting and brushed my teeth straight after to feel better about it. I was bored

God really tame compared to you lot, drank my DH bottle of Chablis premier cru, have refilled it with water and have hidden bottle under the celery, he fucking hates celery!

Glitz I suggest you change your name to Xena! You go girl. That is completely shocking, I hope your sister finds peace and I sincerely hope that karma catches up with the bastards.

Um, as for me, I really fancy Paul O'Grady

I write fiction for the internet, some dark and some smutty. I'm planning to self-publish soon.

Glitz - thats awful for your sister. I totally understand why you did what you did. I hope they catch the scum.
Ok I am totally jealous of my friend. She is way more outgoing and smarter than me, has a daughter (which I've always wanted - don't get me wrong I love my DS's but was always wanting a DD). She has fantastic jobs cos she works hard, never lets anyone walk over her, whereas I work hard too yet still had to leave a job due to bullying which I am deeply ashamed of. She laughingly turned down a 'crap' job which I (unknown to her) also applied for and didn't get an interview for (when i asked recruiter was told my CV not up to standard and I wouldn't cope with workload). When we were both single all the guys had crushes on her while I was left out in the cold.
I can't hate her though, because she is a lovely person, our DS's are best friends and she does help me out a lot, as I do her. I just sometimes wish for once I could be the star rather than in the shadows.
Sorry that does sound whiny doesn't it ?

Also, I ate all my creme eggs.

Oh and I'd love some one on one bouncing around with Nathan Fillion.

Glitz.

I have a huge crush which causes me to day dream wildly. I am married and would never go further but no one knows and it would be deeply frowned upon.

I also am a huge fan of The Archers

I have a girl crush

My best friend has finally found a partner. I'm smiling and happy on the outside but inside I'm devastated and feel as if I've been dumped/replaced.

I recently lost out on a promotion to someone who I now work closely with. Although I smile and am nice to her, I feel bitter whenever she tries to help/manage me.

I have a slight obsession with imagining what it'll be like to have a baby (am ttc and these fantasies take up a lot of my time)

I have several girl crushes!

When I was young I broke the house phone. I'd already been in trouble that day so my sister took the blame. My mam still tells people about that one time my sister misbehaved

My partner emotionally am now physically abuses me.
Has been going on for 2 years now.
I'm drained, too tired and too ashamed to say anything to anyone. Each time it gets worse and I am more scared than the time before.
It's happened tonight already. I work so hard to make our blended family life better by constantly compromising my morals I'm order to make things "fair" for all of the kids. But I'm met with contempt and abuse. I'm tired.
When he's good he's great! My heart sinks when I know he's going to start. I don't even get upset anymore, I just die a little more inside.
On the positive side I have the most amazing children/stepchildren and we have fun when he's working shifts. Love them all x

When I was younger I did one of those 24 hour fasts, but I ate a sausage roll during it.

Ive eaten 7 different cakes today, but Im trying to lose weight.

I think I have some sort of MH problems, but dont know what to do about it if anything.

Apologies for the typos! Flippin iPhones!

I want to snog Charlie Brooker in the rain? (Re-worked Jordan Knight Fantasy).

I just took stitches out of my own body with sewing scissors and eyebrow tweezers.

Not quite sure why that came out as a question - I too shall blame the bloody iphone thing

Fuck, rowood, crossposted. Hugs. Talk more to the wise women of mm.

Mn!

Glitz - well done

Ismashambles69- what will you say when he opens it and it's water? Say the dog did it?

I pull my hair out when I'm bored/stressed. I'm starting to look a bit thin at my parting but I can't stop.

I wish I'd stayed with my ex, instead of thinking the grass was greener...

Have NCd
I stalk my DHs beautiful ex with a facebook account he doesn't know I have
I still throw up my food when DH is at work
I am bored of DH who has no ambition
I think my brother and sister abused me when I was younger ie 25 plus years ago. I remember something of it but not enough to substantiate. I think my relationship and MH issues might stem from that. We are a perfect family on the outside and I don't want to split it apart by dragging that all up. The only person I ever told that to in RL accused me of being a slag and called all my family incestuous cunts

I had a crush on the guy opposite me. He's now quite well known, enough that I know people who have crushes on him (who didn't know him as a child). I can't tell him, I can never tell him ever or anyone else, and I'm still [embarrassed]

Secret 2- I hate Thomas the Tank Engine, sorry DS