AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

[MadameDefarge]

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

Justine as long as you aren't dissing my intellectual comments about Mandy Holden and Tunnocks Chocolate Teacakes in the 'meeja'.

Oh wow thankyou Justine

I may get a tattoo

mine's now 525421

It was 70842 (I think)

I wish I could have my old one back. But it serves me right for flouncing so many times (quietly) and then coming back the next day.

I have been here for AGES. And have kept the same name in the 12 ish years I have been here. But I'm not Royalty, cos nobody knows me - I am more like the lunatic locked in the attic. Every Royal Family has one...

I recognise you oakmaiden

I'm amazed I've been here longer than sparkling amd sp - I'm a little higher up the hierarchy than I thought.

I've been here a long time but am a serial name changer due to a propensity to give too much information out. I think I'd like a tiara with a dozen different gems to represent all my names.

I've been here for a wee while now.

Can I be one of the Royal Fish in the Moat?

I first joined when dd was a baby and she's nearly 13.

Left for a bigger American yahoo group for a couple of years and came back when that folded. Been here non stop 8 or 9 years I reckon.

I have been here for three of your earth years and I move amongst you silently.

My number is in the low 62,000's.

Am faintly embarrassed by that

@Sparklingbrook

Justine as long as you aren't dissing my intellectual comments about Mandy Holden and Tunnocks Chocolate Teacakes in the 'meeja'.

Absolutely not [phew]

Bliley!

I've just checked - I've been on here since 2010!

Seems like yesterday...

Not that my sentence time on here has been nearly as long as some mind!

I joined when DS2 was 4 months old. Begging for help as he wouldnt sleep. CountessDracula offered to send me a BabyEinstein video (thats how long ago it was!) to settle him.

almost 11 years later and I am here - most frequently on a '4month sleep regression thread' as my DD (4 months old) refuses to give me peace.

number 13610

445532 - checking in & am still bloody sitting here knitting.

Je suis la seule tricoteuse.

Domage!

Oi, < always late to a party but I bring tangueray and , well that's enough>.

Wos going on, I'm a 2010er?

Where's that Defarge woman, we've pm'ed you know

I am 361771. I joined when the DC were 12 and 9. I often wonder if I had had MN when they were born I would have done it a bit better IYKWIM. Could really have done with some help in 1999 with a newborn.

I seem to be 248,734 - is that good or bad?

I once proclaimed myself to be Queen of Mumsnet.

Everybody told me to fuck right off though

They were wrong , as are you lot. I shall not give my Poundland tiara back

113,037 before me Salmo.

I'm not even on the list waiting for an invite to be invited to be one of MadameD's gin carriers < cough>

I joined when ds1 joined the awkward squad of 16 year olds who think they know better.

Wish I'd been on sooner would have helped enormously.

I've got a question. I could possibly be the Dowager Duchess of Goingoffatatangentshire, or the Dowager Marchioness of Gettingitcompletelywrongborough (the answer to my question could be a deciding factor [but bear in mind that I use the term "Dowager" deliberately]).

Buuut, didn't Justine and Carrie make a TV series about helping parents with childcare advice?

I think Royalty points should be awarded for anyone who can say, definitively, yes or no. With extra points for anyone who says yes and can remember what the heck it was called.

What are the numbers all about that you're typing?

Spill?

I have a mumsnet membership card. So all y'all can go fuck yourselves.

I've got a MN tattoo on my bum so screw you.