to think this is unfair?

[itsSantanaLopez]

Friends of ours are due their first baby any day soon. They've sent a email and announced the sex and said that they will announce the name when baby is born.

BUT

They've also the name 'will surprise everyone' and 'we'd appreciate it if you don't make any comments that aren't positive- this is our decision'.

What the fuck have they named this child? I am DYING to know. It's just unfair!

I went to school with a Jeremy, we all called him Jeronimo I think it's quite cool!

I am positive they're not MNers.

Caedmon or Aethelred. I work with a Caedmon.

Marking place. I like Pingu.

Nelson Thatcher

Or Cillit Bang

there as a "geronimo" who once rang chris moyles for carpark catchphrase (or something similar).

chris - what's your name?
geronimo - geronimo.
chris - really?!?!?!? what do you shout when you go down a water slide? "dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"??????

i'm still laughing (mildly) years later.

ooh i'm sure it wasn't the intention, but i'm getting some name ideas for next DS from this thread! Cheers all. Keep them coming - We quite like Titus.

I was at university with an utterly gorgeous Titus.

Sadly, he knew it .

At the moment the forerunner for us is Trajan. But i don't like Tray as a nn.

Oh OP if it's Trajan, let me know all the snidey comments so i can prepare myself if we choose it!

DS1 wanted to call DS2 Pingu

I have a feeling my cousin changed his middle name to Pingu (he may have just been pulling my leg). He certainly uses it as his name on Facebook tho.

Perhaps its Sherlock. Or Keanu?

Ooh I bet they went baby shopping, saw the most adorable cuddly cat toy and decided to name the baby.......Schrödinger.

Not place marking at all, oh no...

Plum or Weasel

Just a cheerful little mark...for the end of Jan you are so cruel OP!

Marking place. Looking for potential names for DS2 due around the same time

What about Aslan?

It has to be Cuthbert.

I've just been watching the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in which one of the women has a son named Cross.

She then got very arsey when someone heard the name & went

So I hope it's Cross or something equally twatty.

Damn still no news? I need to know!

OP - Might I offer you a half-full bottle of raspberry leaf pills that I swear brought on a ridiculously intense labour as a gift for your friend…?

Pombear?
will.i.am?
Rupert?

Godzilla?

(Betcha can't guess what's on our TV at the moment!)

I can't wait until the end of January!

Marking place!