to think this is unfair?

[itsSantanaLopez]

Friends of ours are due their first baby any day soon. They've sent a email and announced the sex and said that they will announce the name when baby is born.

BUT

They've also the name 'will surprise everyone' and 'we'd appreciate it if you don't make any comments that aren't positive- this is our decision'.

What the fuck have they named this child? I am DYING to know. It's just unfair!

Eustace?

my money is on Gandalf, Bilbo, Sherlock, Benedict, North, East, South or west

Englebert. I call all of mine Englebert. Saves trying to remember their names.

Benedict (Sherlock fans)
Tyrion or Jaime (GOT fans)
Bear (seems to be one that divides opinion a lot)
Cain
Kai (also seems to divide opinion a lot/

My money is on Elvis. Does the winner get a prize?

Place marking

Place marking.

Erm..should really try and guess...

Wolf
Skywalker
Thor

Lucifer?

Bob.

Canteloupe
Rambutan
Mangosteen
Cherimoya
or Physalis
Because Apple is so... turn of the century.

Bet its Kermit. Or Gonzo.

Kettledrum. Or Oboe.

Ophiotaurus I bet your near the mark. Anyone who is pretentious enough to do this wouldn't be in the least bit phased by the Taliesin, Tiberius, Achilles classics type names so wouldn't bother with the warning.

The Kevin, Clive, Nigel, Norman normal names won't feature in their universe.

The Victorian old - fashioned but still euphonious and not embarrassing names don't need a warning but the Victorian and ugly ones do.

Birdybear if anyone does pick the winner I'm happy to make a small donation to the charity of their choice!
Oh and stupid phone Ophiotaurus " you're near the mark"

I wanted to call DS Zaphod, but not enough to actually go through with it.
Turns out that Zaphod would have suited him perfectly. He has an ego the size of a planet, a total absence of tact and a tendency to charm strangers off their feet. He only lacks the extra arm and head.

Pombear has a nice ring to it

My moneys on Zeus

I bet it's Keegan

Wilfred

Roger or Leslie for a boy
Maureen or Joyce for a girl

'Surprise' to me means from different culture (which could include from a different time).

Sherlock
Jesus
Arthur

They haven't got a surname like West have they and then they could do a Kanye and call the baby North or South?

I like the game of thrones suggestions but just to be different im going to go with Constantine :)