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to think this is unfair?

360 replies

itsSantanaLopez · 01/01/2014 14:34

Friends of ours are due their first baby any day soon. They've sent a email and announced the sex and said that they will announce the name when baby is born.

BUT

They've also the name 'will surprise everyone' and 'we'd appreciate it if you don't make any comments that aren't positive- this is our decision'.

What the fuck have they named this child? I am DYING to know. It's just unfair!

OP posts:
PeterParkerSays · 07/01/2014 11:16

LostPelvicFloor nothing's wrong with Christopher Robin if you're 4 and look cute. Less good when you're 35 and have well and truly grown out of it.

TheLostPelvicFloorOfPoosh · 07/01/2014 14:00

Was Robin his last name then?

plainjanine · 07/01/2014 14:27

I'd second Knut / Cnut. Or Jesus, but pronounced the hispanic way: Haysoos.

Middle name Nigel.

LilyTheSavage · 09/01/2014 08:38

ApprenticeViper

Loving Blackadder, and along the same theme why not call the poor little mite the baby Baldrick?

HoratiaDrelincourt · 09/01/2014 08:44

He was Christopher Robin Milne. I was called FirstNameMiddleName a lot when younger, by the posher end of the family.

Keepthechangeyoufilthyanimal · 09/01/2014 12:31

I keep coming back to this thread to see if the name has been revealed yet as I'm DYING to know! Hope we are all out out of our misery soon!

Whereisegg · 09/01/2014 15:43

wayne or Kevin.

HoldMeCloserTonyDanza · 09/01/2014 16:31

I bet it's Benedict.

And I bet she won't have the baby til mid Feb after all this!

LanaStraightLeg · 09/01/2014 18:15

I'm voting Bear or Atticus.

frankblackswife · 09/01/2014 18:23

It's not Aran is it? I've just found out someone I know has called their pfb Aran jumper

HoratiaDrelincourt · 09/01/2014 18:26

Or, to be culturally topical, Mandela, Nelson or Smaug?

ToriaPumpkin · 10/01/2014 08:41

Having read this thread scouring for ideas for DC2 due in May (though the only ones on our list that have appeared are Jaime and Christopher, though the latter would not be paired with Robin) I would like to add

Lightening
Mater
Francisco/Francesco

We've been watching a lot of Cars recently in our house...

WednesdayNext · 10/01/2014 10:09

I quite like Jaime, but can imagine the OPs friend thinking it's too "out there".

I suppose it's a bit like the rise in Harry's and a Hermione's after Harry Potter.

I wanted Hermione. Or Iris. We had a boy which saved Husband from vetoing my favorite girl names

SeaSickSal · 10/01/2014 10:24

I feel REALLY sorry for this baby. Can you imagine being given a name so bad you have to send out an email apologizing in advance for doing it?

Poor kid. Mind you I did know a girl called Muffreda once.

MTBMummy · 10/01/2014 10:35

Maybe they've called him

Twerk
IKEA
Carrion
Cheese (yes a baby has been called Cheese)

Nousernameforme · 10/01/2014 16:03

I am actually only watching the thread to see if it's the same name i've picked for my baby who is due at the end of the month

Moln · 10/01/2014 18:00

Ooh yes IKEA would be good. Always has to be capitals too, otherwise it's spelt wrong.

StairsInTheNight · 11/01/2014 00:10

I think the baby is to be called John Lewis.

LilyTheSavage · 11/01/2014 08:42

I think Benedict is ok and I did actually know a man who's first name was John and last name - yep, you've guessed it - Lewis.

Did anybody suggest Hannibal?

DorothyBastard · 11/01/2014 11:24

Has anyone suggested Ichabod yet?

Plumpysoft · 11/01/2014 15:46

Plainjane. Yours made me snort!

Plumpysoft · 11/01/2014 15:50

As anyone said Dirk?

Plumpysoft · 11/01/2014 15:50

Has

wispa31 · 11/01/2014 17:25

Couple yrs back on facebook a friend had liked a comment ; ' 10,000 likes and my gf says she will name our baby megatron!'

I liked the comment too.

wispa31 · 11/01/2014 17:28

Ooh what about tarquin or farquar. I overheard a really posh english woman call her little shit son tarquin in salon i used to work in. He was scraping the paint off the walls.

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