to think this is unfair?

[itsSantanaLopez]

Friends of ours are due their first baby any day soon. They've sent a email and announced the sex and said that they will announce the name when baby is born.

BUT

They've also the name 'will surprise everyone' and 'we'd appreciate it if you don't make any comments that aren't positive- this is our decision'.

What the fuck have they named this child? I am DYING to know. It's just unfair!

Gallifrey
Gandalf
Or if they are fans of cowboy stories
Pearl
(which was Zane Grey's first name)
Mobot
Veyron
Clarkson

Best. Thread. Ever.

Fave comment: How about getting a puppy then, when they have the BIG reveal, look horrified and tell them that you have already given the puppy the same name and already ordered an engraved collar/bowl/bed etc.

Fave name so far Marmite

I may need to get a couple of new cats to use these names.

You seriously would have thought I'd picked Adolf.

Well, Benito is still used as an Italian name.

Ladysmith
Kevin
Hubert

Ladysmith
Kevin
Hubert

Ladysmith
Kevin
Hubert

Ladysmith
Kevin
Hubert

Ladysmith
Kevin
Hubert

Lucifer

What was that Sabra? Didn't quite catch it :o.

I reckon on Mungo....

Yoda
Dangermouse

Also shamelessly marks place.

I actually know someone who called their baby Mungo.

I once cared for a child called Roo...

I still think these parents are being all smug and self congratulatory on an "unusual name". Which will then turn out to be rather popular and they'll find a few others with that name after all.

FFS! What makes them think you give a shit?! Annoyed at myself now for giving a shit...

I've been watching a lot of MARVEL stuff recently so I'm going to throw in,

Stark,
Coulson,
Fury,
Bruce,
Banner,
Hulk,
Loki,
Thor,
Shield,

Isambard and Titus are woefully underused I feel

The big reveal is going to be hugely disappointing. It'll be Bob or Colin.

Christopher Robin

(as was foisted upon a poor bugger I interviewed recently. 1970s parents had a lot to answer for)

Kale or Crumpet.

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.

(I've managed to get this into two threads in five minutes!)

Objection I see your Princess Consuela Bananahammock and raise you Crapbag

Alternatively, I'm guessing Blackadder. Or Nigel.

What's wrong with Christopher Robin? It's better than Pooh. Could have been Pooh.

DP wanted to call DD Kermit if she was a boy and now im pregnant with number 2 he wants Diana for a girl.

Frisbee.